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Oh, ladies and gentlemen The moment you’ve all been waiting for In this corner, weighing 135 pounds With a record of 17 vehicular manslaughter, 400 assaults, and 16 murders The undisputed, most diabolical villain in Miles County Art the Clown!

i sometimes forget that this is everyone’s first time on earth too. like. this is my first time seeing a butterfly this color. but its that little girl’s first time seeing any butterfly, ever. and i accidentally left a bag of groceries at the store after paying and now i’m cursing under my breath and it’s like. there a thousand other people out there who did that today too. and a thousand more from yesterday. and. like. we’re not actually alone. and we’re not actually failing. at least not in a way that a few billion people haven’t before you

YOU CAN MAKE THE WORLD A KINDER PLACE BY BEING KIND! THAT’S ALL IT TAKES!!

Are you witches ready for autumn? 🍁🎃

Completely sober in the club googling worst medieval executions

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack

diagnosed with simultaneously the most boring & interesting girl in the world syndrome