This Is So Cute!! I Love Them Sm

banging pots and pans wake up dollins girlies

hate them so bad ❌❌❌❌❌

The Masses Have Spoken

Have my rough drafts you hungry (or process/aesthetic appreciating) feinds

Finished version is done now!

Based on this reference;

it's about year or half a year old hmhm some of it im happy with some not some i wanna redraw some um um uhm but but but its a cat its a fish its er and rickert and

THE GREAT DATING is catfish au timeskip date when boys meet each other after education and it's restaurant and feelings and. 😧 sex

I'm not a porn fan but erotica beckons me like micro blowjob...

i love the idea but i absolutely failed the realisation and thought ok maybe next time MAYBE NEXT IS NOW BOOOM

no. im just trying to beat the record of 50 likes on undeserved rickert in hand on pink blackground post it is bad its bad

and recommended posts looked good together(

Fun fact, you can instantly make any story 10x worse by using any of the Viscous Words™. These include undulating, viscous (of course), pustules, any wet sound word such as squelch, pulsating, and writhing. These all have real applications, but throwing them into a normal sentence such as turning "they shook hands" to "they clasp their undulating hands" is just kinda funny sounding.

Lol imagine sleeping.

Anyway look it's the finished version ✨✨

Hear me out :

Bowser and Luigi dating yada yada, internally Mario is seething and holding back murder urges everytime he sees Bowser pawing at his sweet baby brother.

But! Anyone trying to mock or criticise them, he gets very snappy and acts very supportive of his brother's relationship.

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"Mr Mario, what do you say about the rumours concerning your brother colluding with the Koopa King ? Aren't worried of a possible conspiracy?"

"I want you to come closer and repeat to my face that you think my brother could be a traitor. Go on."

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Kamek : "Your pathetic brother will never be good enough for our king!"

Mario : "you're really questioning your king's taste ?? After everything he did for you?? You disgust me."

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"Aren't you angry your brother is dating...you know..."

"What, a guy ? A Koopa ? Why, you got a problem with any of that ?"

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Bowser : "Yesterday we had lunch at Luigi's home and his brother kept stabbing meatballs while staring straight at me. Then when we went for a walk at the market someone refused to sell me a thing, and before I could do anything Mario spent ten minutes making a scene about how rude, unprofessional and disrespectful that was. I guess, there was a lot of Italian and gestures involved. He ended up buying us a cake at another shop."

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Some random Goomba on their coffee break in Bowser's castle: "yeah I don't think their relationship is gonna last, I mean it's clear that Luigi is too soft for the boss-"

Mario emerging from a potted plant with fire in his eyes : "what did you say 'bout my brother?? He's not good enough for a king, my brother ??"

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Luigi, tearing up : "I'm so glad you and Bowser are getting along better..."

Mario : "Just to be sure, you two still aren't breaking up ?"

Luigi, deadpan : "No."

Mario : "Cazzo. Not even a little ?"

a 5 year old doodle I stumbled upon that made me go "hell yeah"

can we talk about the ups strike can we PLEASE talk about the ups strike

Could someone let me nap in their pocket? I think it would do good for me.