Skullcat43 - Medical Malpractice

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YOUR DIRK ART IS SO FUN!!!! I REALLY LOVE IT !!!!!!!!

hey guys five tornado warnings and shelter in places and i have produced these headcanons for you (ppl are so fucking stupid omg)

darrel curtis loves tornado season bc he gets the best sleep of his life but when the tornado is actually on the ground he hates it bc steve and pony act like they don’t have the sense god gave a flee

they start panicking and acting dinky

pony: why do we have to go to the cellar it ain’t comin near us can’t we just sit in the tub

steve: well at school they just have us lay in front of the walls with our heads to the ground can’t we do that

pony: no wait dar, i need my books. yes all five what if i finish them and get bored

steve: can’t we just wait five more minutes i wanna see it move

(mandatory disclaimer: if ur looking at a tornado and it’s “not moving” it’s coming towards you)

anyways point being darry hates them both

he threatens to beat the shit out of steve and that gets him moving

but pony’s #stubborn and the youngest so darry has to leave him and walk three feet away from the house before pony starts scrambling bc he doesn’t want to be alone

two-bit and johnny like to sit on the porch and watch the tornado for as long as they can but as soon as darry starts “yeahhhh alright yall” they’re racing to the storm cellar

they’re usually the first ones down there two they Zont play about the storm i swear

once steve convinced dally to go storm chasing and mrs curtis whooped they ass so bad dallas has never watched a storm since

soon has someone says “tornado sposed to be blowin through” he’s immediately walking to the cellar

soda bless his heart is knocked out soon as the first wind touches

someone’s always carried him down to the cellar and 8/10 times it was darry carrying him

YO! To the people who have spidersona's but can't draw- I GOT YOU!!

Naynayyy on X: "NOVEMBER 1ST!!! LETS GOOO #Picrew #IntoTheSpiderVerse https://t.co/TvJ21GU6g0" / X

All you have to do is wait until Nov 1st!

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shane!!!! i don't think i've ever mentioned this, but my designs for shane are VERY inspired by @/snuffysbox !!! her shane is actually perfect, i just wanted to redraw it. she's THE shane artist guys, i CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, go read her shane comics!!!!!

HEADCANON TIME (i don't have that many for shane):

- this guy definitely knows how to sing the tune and 'lyrics' of bluey's theme song perfectly (jas makes him watch with her)

- shoelaces come untied OFTEN, but the guy never notices or trips somehow

ROSE LALONDE DAY ROSE LALONDE DAY

POV you’re Mrs. Curtis 1950s-mid 60s. This is a regular occurrence

Imagine just having a gang of little boys bring critters into your home constantly and you don’t even know how they manage or where they’re even finding them. Darrel sr. Is not helping. He is encouraging this.

Possum, raccoon, rabbits, armadillo, squirrel somehow, stray dogs, coyote they thought was a dog, probably would do a deer or a mountain lion if they could

Just converted and mud holding some poor creature like it’s a caught fish way too proud of themselves.

Johnny’s best with rabbits. Dallas would fight a bear given a chance . Steve can and will wiggle himself under a house after something .Twobit would jump in a river. Pony is good at climbing and fast. Soda does good calls. Darry tracks and knows basic animal facts.

more mouthwashstuck.

the first one

Womp womp

Do you touch grass? Like, I know that you read a lot and all, I just wanna know if you touch grass at all. Signed,

A concerned spawn of satan

“Yes, I go outside and touch grass— I walk to school every day, man. Track is an outside sport, I’m outside for a good two hours a day at least.”

“I ain’t the typa guy to stay inside all day. That ain’t for me.”

— PB CURTIS, NOT A SPAWN OF SATAN ‘65