sirius Struggling In The Kitchen At 3 Am.

*sirius struggling in the kitchen at 3 am.*

remus: what’s going on, love?

sirius: trying to rip the slutty little fishnets off my damn oranges.

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siriusorionblackiii

3 years ago

james walks in on wolfstar.

james: bro, are you fucking serious?

sirius: i can confirm that i am, indeed, fucking sirius.

remus: *peeks his head out from under the covers*

remus: and i can also confirm that i am, indeed, fucking sirius.

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siriusorionblackiii

3 years ago

james: what’s the shadiest thing you’ve ever seen someone do?

remus: turn a bunch of kids into werewolves, just to start an army.

lily: being prejudiced against half-bloods and muggle borns whilst being a half-blood themselves.

sirius: try to conceive for years, then become abusive to the very kids they were dying to have.

james: o-oh, i was just gonna say nick my sweaters right after they said that their fashion sense is nothing like mine…

regulus: i never said, nor did such a thing.

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siriusorionblackiii

2 years ago

stanning the right man >>>>>>>

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sebastian stan my body my choice fuck the supreme court supreme court pro abortion

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siriusorionblackiii

3 years ago

sirius and regulus are eavesdropping on their parents while they’re discussing politics, and are texting each other whatever they hear.

sirius: did she just say that voldy’s going to enforce a marshmallow?

regulus: a martial law, you gormless git.

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siriusorionblackiii

3 years ago

-1975-

james: snape will never have a love life.

remus: someone’s bound to find him…tolerable.

james: how about we place a bet?

remus: 5 galleons.

-1993-

remus: *takes one look at snape, and immediately runs out, looking up at the sky*

remus: COME BACK YOU ARSE, I OWE YOU 5 GALLEONS!

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siriusorionblackiii

3 years ago

sirius black had way too much fun with his name.

making an entrance: “sirius black is sirius back!”

confused: “sirius black is siriusly blank…”

hungry: “sirius black wants a sirius snack.”

bout to throw hands: “sirius black will siriusly attack.”

under pressure: “sirius black will sirius crack.”

back from a dentist appointment gone well: “sirius black has no sirius plaque.”

bought a new bag: “sirius black has a new sirius sack.”

the list goes on…and it only gets weirder.

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siriusorionblackiii

3 years ago

rip sirius black, you would’ve loved all the jake gyllenhaal slander.

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taylor swift remus lupin sirius black the marauders james potter peter pettigrew slander jake gyllenhaal from the vault all too well all too well taylor's version

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