Cosmoscursed​:

** espionage / spy based sentence starters.

“  when  they  catch  you  they  will  kill  you.  but  first  they  must  catch  you.  ”

“  when  the  time  is  right,  we’re  going  to  make  them  pay.  all  of  them.  ”

“  but  in  all  chaos,  there  is  calculation.  ”

“  i’m  not  in  danger,  i  am  danger.  ”

“  we  go  to  war  with  a  smile  on  our  faces.  ”

“  but  whatever  you  do,  always  be  dressed  to  kill.  ”

“  this  ain’t  no  place  for  a  hero.  ”

“  i  can  do  this.  and  even  if  i  can’t,  i  have  to.  ”

“  my  purpose  is  greater  than  my  pain.  ”

“  nothing  scares  me  anymore.  ”

“  there  is  some  good  in  this  world,  and  it  is  worth  fighting  for.  ”

“  you  should  not  be  here.  ”

“  i  don’t  think  you  understand  what  you’re  messing  with.  ”

“  take  cover !  ”

“  you  take  the  lead,  i’ll  cover  you.  ”

“  i’m  not  who  you  think  i  am.  ”

“  i  knew  you  would  come,  eventually.  ”

“  don’t  you  understand  ?  this  is  a  trap  !  ”

“  this  will  be  your  destruction.  ”

“  make  sure  they  don’t  see  you  leave.  ”

“  stop  touching  your  ear,  you’re  making  yourself  known.  ”

“  quick,  follow  me.  ”

“  this  is  about  to  get  really  messy,  isn’t  it  ?  ”

cosmoscursed​:

“  nothing  about  the  evolution  of  photosynthetic  eukaryotes  to  modern  plankton  is  fascinating.  “  his  look  is  pointed,  eyebrows  raised.  no  one  else  would  disagree  with  him,  his  voice  rising  in  volume.  “  no-  definitely  not  !!  that  documentary  on  chimpanzees  was  riveting  !!  when  he  found  his  mum  ??  heart  warming.  “ 

her   lips   parted   in   shock   at   his   distaste,   eyes   rolling   as   his   voice   raised.   only   he   would   be   so   resistant   to   a   perfectly   riveting   documentary   about   the   evolution   of   single-celled   eukaryotes!   “   oh   please,   ”   she   scoffed,   her   volume   increasing   instinctually   to   match   his.   “   micropaleontology   is   a   fascinating   field!   far   more   engaging   than   a   silly   reunion   story.   all   the   actual   information   was   drowned   out   by   the   storytelling!!   what’s   the   point   in   that?   ”

hi friends im so sorry i disappeared i’m gonna be pretty low low activity the next like week ??? maybe less ?? because my housemates are finally returning and i haven’t seen them since like november/december and we’re hanging out a lot :D so sorry if i’m currently leaving u hanging on im’s/threads i promise i will be back soon but until then feel free to hmu for my disc/ord bc i probs won’t be around my laptop much to be on the dash

i had a dream i met mat/thew grey gu/bler and then i woke up and it wasn’t real and i’m sad

“   —  —   is   that   even   safe   for   human   consumption?   ” 

—— @fatedtruths​ 

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f a t e .  ( pl. n. ) : greek & roman mythology : three goddesses who presided over the birth and life of humans. each person’s destiny was thought of as a thread spun, measured and cut by the the three Fates: Clotho, Lachesis and Atropos. 

                                    ❝    𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐬.                                 𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐭.  ❞                                                                                                      —Lisa Unger 

FANDOMS INCL:   asoiaf ,   torchwood ,   doctor who ,   man from u.n.c.l.e. ,   bbc’s sherlock ,    mcu ,    dctv ,  pirates of the caribbean ,   victoria ,   outlander ,  pride & prejudice ( & zombies ) , sense8, twilight previously @ahopefulbunch . rebooted. 6/05/20

*: ･ﾟ✧  stuff my mom has said while on the phone.

feel free to change pronouns etc as needed!

“ i think i know why you’re proud of it too. it makes you strong.”

“ my stubbornness only bites me in the ass.”

“ i’m so happy those times when you admit i’m right.”

“ you don’t have to– uhhh… what was i gonna say again?”

“ i don’t know why i’m like that.”

“ you’re not like that.”

“ when it comes to games, you’re pretty determined to win.”

“ you get a little mad when you lose.”

“ i had a little sadistic thought right now.”

“ i should’ve called __ in the middle of the night. said nothing, just hung up.”

“ so you don’t think he’d be concerned?”

“ there’s something called ‘house-cold.’ ask anyone, they’ll say yes.”

“ why did i put it down in the drawer again when i’m gonna take it with me?”

“ it’s raining.”

“ i hope i don’t lose you.”

“ wow! today it’s not wet on the inside of the window!”

“ i find that very strange.”

“ it was very wet yesterday.”

“ i don’t understand anything.”

“ i can’t swim in, but maybe a bird can.”

“ don’t you hear me?”

“ i tend to disappear around here.”

“ it’s foggy as fuck here.”

“ it’s not foggy at all there? that’s unfair.”

“ do you have an explanation for that? like, a physical explanation?”

“ those cows, you know? i drove past them.”

“ i drove past a garbage bin.”

“ now i’m at the mail boxes.”

“ we called it the moose-road.”

“ they said it would take some time.”

“ don’t you pay attention to what happen?”

“ now you can guess!”

“ oh, hi cows!”

“ they’re normal milk-cows. what you think is normal cows.”

“ i’m so impressed by cats lately.”

“ it wasn’t like that when i was young.”

“ i’m very proud of how they’ve learned from development.”

“ the reason i said oh my god was because of a crow.”

“ it didn’t fly. it jumped really weird. like, sideways.”

“ i’m not allowed.”

“ i had some problems.”

“ i don’t understand shit.”

“ same place as yesterday, you disappeared.”

“ not again! why the same place? what’s wrong with this place?”

“ so satisfied with yourself.”

“ why am i blinking? i don’t understand why i’m blinking.”

“ what are you laughing at, you hen?”

“ i know you. i know when you’re mischievous.”

“ i know you’re trying to stay serious.”

“ does water sound like moose?”

“ i thought i was a boring-stick.”

“ i can’t call ‘youtube’, ‘facebook.’ how old am i?”

“ i never say anything funny, never do anything funny.”

“ shit. shit shit shit shit shit!”

“ first of all, i exited the car, and secondly,  i– FUCK!”

“ awww, so cute you are, doggie!”

“ there. there. there. uhhhh… there.”

“ thanks for the compliment.”

“ GARBAGE BINS!!”

“ when i’ve heard of hybris, i’ts been hybrid wolves.”

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