How New Topic To Fight People Over

just something silly and cute

Things that are humans:

T-rexes until proven otherwise

Mannequins

Smeargle

A broken tripod

Those bird toys that dip their head into a cup of water over and over

Things that arent humans:

Peacocks

Most robots

Kirby

Corporations/companies

A bop-it (up for debate)

Woefully unfulfilled in life due to nobody having answered the most important question I’ve ever seen

Can richard funk? I still do not know, and this haunts me.

wondering what the funniest possible song title to put into a fancy font is

Kills you slowly

I dont fuck with you

Run.

30 day pride challenge day 6

so um i don’t have any friends on tumblr pls be my friend so no tags i guess but here’s a picture of a frog instead

floät

If I think therefore I am is a thing then surely that means the more you think the more you are. I’m beginning a rigorous training regime to control how much I think at any given time to make myself more or less corporeal so i can phase through walls to rob banks.

clown on clown violence

John Arbuckle would say “geez I wonder what the L in LGBT means?” waiting for Garfield to respond with “heh, lasagna” but the cat would go “lesbian rights you piece of shit” and kicks him in the cock

There is no proof KidzBop isn’t an arcane ritual performed for the sole purpose of preventing the awakening of a cosmic horror. It’s the only explanation for why it is still going, in fact.