recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend
The madden gif maker has banned the use of the word “capitalism”.
“Too many people were using our videogame football gif maker to make communist propaganda. We need to put a stop to that.”
30 day pride challenge day 6
so um i don’t have any friends on tumblr pls be my friend so no tags i guess but here’s a picture of a frog instead
wondering what the funniest possible song title to put into a fancy font is
Kills you slowly
I dont fuck with you
Run.
welp, this was inevitable c:
*keysmashes*
Nope, didnt like that one
*backspace backspace backspace…*
*keysmashes*
Shit, hands were in the wrong spot, try again
*backspace backspace backspace…*
*keysmashes*
Good. Perfection. Exquisite, just the right amount of k, a q, one non-letter symbol. This conveys my emotions exactly. Send.
If I think therefore I am is a thing then surely that means the more you think the more you are. I’m beginning a rigorous training regime to control how much I think at any given time to make myself more or less corporeal so i can phase through walls to rob banks.
Yeah I’ve got cake. A whole lot of cake actually, their entire discography, I really like rock n roll lifestyle, and i think their cover of war pigs is my favorite version of that song also my ass is enormous
Reminder: whenever someone says “babe whats wrong you’ve hardly touched your ‘x’” the babe in question is babe ruth