clown on clown violence
All systems of measuring temperature are equally terrible we should just wear mood rings and go “hm its despair out today better put on a jacket”
I had hiccups for three hours and this song cured it i dont know what the rest of these people getting fight or flight are on about this song cures what ails you
Easily the best audio post I’ve ever made
Yeah I’ve got cake. A whole lot of cake actually, their entire discography, I really like rock n roll lifestyle, and i think their cover of war pigs is my favorite version of that song also my ass is enormous
just something silly and cute
floät
soft cowboys
rounding up the posse to all fawn over a herd of cats what found some wild catnip
“this town ain’t big enough for the two of us. so here, y’ can sleep in my room until your house is finished bein’ built.”
walks into the saloon and the bartender rustles their hair and goes “hey champ, catch any bandits today?”
welp, this was inevitable c:
Thinking about constructing a city entirely out of waffle houses. Would be incredibly resistant to disaster and in the off chance the city actually suffered catastrophic damage it would be back up and running in like, two days. I’m a genius, or at least more genius than the idiots trying to build a subway in fort lauderdale