I Know You're Not Meant To Talk In The Cinema, But I Just Had To Know Why My Mum Was Eating A Coaster.

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- Even if you yourself, aren’t seeking help or are in recovery, want others too.

Colour theory doesn't fix "looking like a murder scene". It just "fixes" the low price tag

idk man I think according to color theory this is actually an excellent design for the carpet

In case you want to leave yourself something for later, but don't want anyone else to see it.

just found out there's such a thing as "post privately" lol.

why…?

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reblog to bap prev with your paw

I'm not sure what the thing on the right is, but I'm pretty confident that the cutie on the left is not a Spheal

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

To update you, I finally beat the game that the bottom paragraph refers to! It turns out, he didn't want a girlfriend, he wanted to kick the girl off a cliff to steal her drum.

Do any of you ever perform so badly in a video game that you feel sorry for the protagonist?

sorry, I was playing a physics-based platformer and I think I gave the protagonist brain damage (for context, he wanted a girlfriend).

I looked at the original post on Reddit. Apparently the ramen is mocking Justin Timberlake's hair and the poem is finished by one of his quotes: "it's gonna be may"

Reddit is old.

My crime is... creating several universes. I'm not sure if that's illegal, but even if it is, does anyone powerful enough to stop me exist?

had a fun experience at a shop today.

I just went in for some bottled drinks (I was running low) so I found some on the shelf that looked good and they were only £1 each. well, until I went to the till to pay for them, where it turned out that they were actually only 78p each. I paid and informed the cashier of this error, and she apologised for it. yes, she apologised for the fact that my shopping cost less than I expected.