I Was Washing My Hands At A Local Restaurant Today When I Noticed That They Had Two Different Soap Bottles.

reblog to headpat the one you reblogued from!!

:3

ARE YALL PROUD I FUCKING REMEMBERED MY MEDS

I was applying my foot spray yesterday, and because I can't get it to spray into the correct location, I decided to spread it around with my finger. While doing so, I caught my finger on a sharp toenail and made it bleed. When this happened, I assumed that this would kill me, as I thought that this is what the "solvent abuse can kill instantly" warning on the bottle meant. Nearly 24 hours later, I am still alive, though in minor pain, which is likely from the actual cut. It turns out that the warning is about breathing in large amounts of the foot spray, which I get that it smells nice, but why?

I die by "story within a story"

What does that mean? (or more precisely, how does that kill me?)

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

To update you, I finally beat the game that the bottom paragraph refers to! It turns out, he didn't want a girlfriend, he wanted to kick the girl off a cliff to steal her drum.

Do any of you ever perform so badly in a video game that you feel sorry for the protagonist?

sorry, I was playing a physics-based platformer and I think I gave the protagonist brain damage (for context, he wanted a girlfriend).

Alright gays I’m doing a thing

and by that I mean a note game

1 note- haiiii you’re the first person

50 notes- I’ll try to be online less

75 notes- I’ll ask my dad for noise canceling headphones

100 notes- I’ll ask my mom if I can get more feminine clothes

500 notes- I’ll start trying to accommodate for my depression better

750 notes- I’ll come out to my friends (at least the ones who I care about)

1k notes- I’ll come out my oldest brother

2k notes- I’ll talk to my mom about my problems

3k notes- I’ll talk to my dad about them

4k- I’ll come out to my mom

5k notes- come out to my dad

Tags:

@wolfthedrolf @angelik-mori @lostshulkerbox @unfortunatelyshortpeasent @urfavlieyemede

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Hello!

I'm new to Tumblr, and I wanted to say hello to the people here.

If you're seeing this, you know what to do.

Guess it's my turn now

1 note : I'll clean my room 10 - 100 notes : And I will draw one of my main OCs for every 10 notes (I'll post them here) 150 notes : I will do my hair 200 notes : I will finish Omori at least once 500 notes : I will try to actually talk to people irl 750 notes : I will stop biting my nails or the skin of my fingers 800 notes : I will stop biting my lips 1000 notes : I will buy make up / do my nails again 1500 notes : I will come out to my dad 1750 notes : I will come out to my mom (maybe)

2000 notes : I will start making a game on my own

here you go have fun, but please don't make me go over 200

STOP SCROLLING!

Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen