Me and my friend are fighting about this and I need to turn to the general public. Please rank yourself on this scientific scale for your opinion on oranges (not tangerines or members of the orange family or orange flavored things, strictly a classic orange)
1) Love oranges
2) Like oranges
3) Kind of like oranges
4) Orange neutral
5) Kind of dislike oranges
6) Dislike oranges
7) Hate oranges
me when it's 1773 and im helping my bro put his makeup on (no homo of course):
can u tell i love 1773 isaac. no? then im going to make you know
YES THIS A REFERENCE TO THAT ONE LESBIAN PIC
Spideypool truther here shouting out to all the poolverine ppl out there! Yall are cool af and ur ship is cool af too
so i just got into drarry (very late might i add) and what if i curl up into a ball and die. what if i scream and rip my hair out. what if i punch a mirror to feel something. what if i
pete when he died:
og pic 🔥🔥 (also @ghastlypals suggested this to me :3)
(they bring Beatrice back with a seance or something)
Isaac: I almost married..
Beatrice: …I see-
Isaac: I almost married a British officer.
Beatrice: ohshit
hiii sorry i know this isnt my usual blog but i just wanted to talk about an arcane detail for a sec:
At first I had no idea why a seemingly random extra had so much detail but then i remembered
like are YOU KIDDING ME???? JAYCE’S MOM?????
So, I feel like I’m losing my mind. I keep seeing metas about how Aziraphale wants Crowley to return to Heaven and be an angel again because he wants them to be on the same side/be good/change/etc., etc., etc. but I don’t see that at all. I actually see it as the very opposite.
Aziraphale loves Crowley just as he is. But there’s something more. Something huge.
Aziraphale loves Crowley and because he is an angel who is stuck in seeing things as black and white, he constantly praises Crowley for being nice. For being good. For being kind.
Aziraphale has watched Crowley on and off for 6,000 years. He watched him thwart the plans of Heaven and Hell because it was unjust. He spared the lives of innocents. He did small things that made Aziraphale happy just because (like making Hamlet successful and saving valuable books). And because Aziraphale sees things in black and white, he sees all the things Crowley has done as nice, as good, as kind.
Crowley vehemently attests he’s not nice or good or kind.
He’s not exactly wrong nor is he lying when he says this. When Crowley spares goats during a cruel bet over a righteous man and swallowing laudanum to prevent a suicide, when he prevents Armageddon by working with Aziraphale and stopping the Anti-Christ from being the Anti-Christ, he’s not doing the nice/good/kind thing.
He’s doing the right thing.
Crowley chooses to do the right thing without hesitation. He is better than all of Heaven and Hell who have callous and dispassionate view of all existence because he questions, because he makes choices. Crowley sees the world for all its messiness and he sees himself. He sees a place where he fits in. He sees the blurred edges.
And Aziraphale sees that, even if seeing the blurred edges is hard for him.
But here’s the thing that Aziraphale can’t voice.
It’s the reason why he told Crowley about being allowed to return to Heaven and become an angel again. He doesn’t want Crowley to change. He doesn’t think Crowley is flawed. Or not enough.
It’s something that is so monumental that it cannot be put into words. Because to put it into words would be more than blasphemy. It’s down right unthinkable for anyone in Heaven, Hell, or Earth to say what Aziraphale knows deep in his soul.
God was wrong to cast out Crowley.
Aziraphale believes Crowley can/should return to Heaven because he knows that Crowley should never have fallen in the first place. He wants him to be forgiven because when Crowley fell it was unjust. Aziraphale is trying to correct a mistake. He’s trying to do the right thing.
Yes, Crowley would never accept returning to Heaven. And Aziraphale was wrong to even suggest it (although that conversation is another can of worms to unpack).
Aziraphale loves Crowley. He loves him exactly as he is. He doesn’t want him to change. Aziraphale knows that Crowley the best of all of them. He wants to change Heaven because of it. Because God was wrong and Aziraphale knows it.
Aziraphale may have difficulty seeing beyond black and white, but when it comes to Crowley he sees everything crystal clear and in vivid color.
CHAT IM ACTUALLY GONNA STRANGLE SOMETHING WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY BOYS
ok sorry but was the breakup really necessary??? yeah the stripper subplot was kinda funny but like couldnt they use that as a support for nigel and isaac seeing that he’s the right one for him or something?? like im actually so pissed off right now im waiting to start season 4. I really like this show but they were my favorite couple ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜