I Love My Mom's Side Of The Family (besides My Grandfather, He's Okay Ig(trvmp Supporter.) Bc I Can Tell

my tumblr is my private secret account

I was today years old when I found out you can send yourself asks-

I'm so slow

I'm at my friends play, waiting for it to start, AND A RANDOM MAN SAT IN THE SEAT RIGHT NEXT TO ME EWWW GO AWAY

My dad made full on eggs, bacon, and sausage for dinner once since that's all we had ૮ › 𖥦 ‹ ྀིა

It was yummy

I hate people that are like “but ____ is for breakfast” BITCH I DONT GIVE A SHIT. ILL FUCKING EAT WAFFLES FOR DINNER IF I WANT TO EAT WAFFLES FOR DINNER. FUCKING KYS.

HOLY HERA? HOW IS THAT A PAINTING IT LOOKS SO REAL!

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THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS!!

FIRST PERSON TO GET THE REFERENCE GETS A COOKIE!

That went exactly how I thought it would go. I asked my dad if I can stay home from school again today and I just got a no. Bitch I'm sick, why the hell can't I fucking stay home!?

BPD : big penis disorder

ASPD : awesome superb penis disorder

NPD : nice penis disorder

HPD : heavy penis disorder

Never had an original experience ever

Sometimes thinking of what to say on a therianthropy themed blog is hard, because most of the time my therianthropy is just:

Woke up as a cat. Went to school as a cat. Ate dinner as a cat. Drew a picture as a cat. Went to gymnastics practice as a cat. Fell asleep as a cat.