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KHUNBAM SPY X FAMILY AU (FT. MISENG AS ANYA)

march 25, 2022

Prompt answer originally posted on Twitter Apr 18, 2023.

Recipient: @khuncest

Summary: Friends with benefits, pining while fucking.

Bam was between work and needed a place to stay until he could afford rent. Khun offered to let him crash on his couch until then. It started as a joke that he’d pay with sex, yet here they were. Clothes thrown to the ground, grinding against each other on the bed, kissing like they’ve never tasted anything sweeter.

He knew it was a bad idea. He had been in love with his best friend for years, but had been too scared to change their perfect friendship into something else. But maybe this wouldn’t change anything?

Bam gasped when Khun’s teeth grazed his neck. “Do it,” he whispered, and hissed through his teeth when he did.

Yearning was all he knew, so this was new, overwhelming, exciting. He wanted Khun to mark him up all over, to show the world whom he belonged to. He wanted to do the same to Khun; claim him, brand him, keep him all for himself.

Bam keened as Khun’s tongue swirled around a nipple before sucking it into his mouth.

And Khun… His hands were restless; tracing his sides, squeezing here, caressing there. He kissed him with such desperation, it made his head spin. He could feel how hard Khun had already gotten, and they had barely started.

If he shut his eyes and let his imagination spin the narrative, he could almost… almost believe that Khun was just as in love with him.

Thank you and goodbye✂️

Apparently my director went to see a production of West Side Story a few years ago, and the guy playing Chino forgot his gun before coming out for his final scene. Once it got to the big scene where he is supposed to shoot Tony, he screeched “Poison Boots” and kicked the actor playing Tony until he went down. The girl playing Maria then had to jerk the shoe off of Chino’s foot, and had to do the gunshot scene asking “How many kicks Chino? How many kicks, and one kick left for me”. 

Prompt answer originally posted on Twitter Apr 19, 2023.

Recipient: @Viralaine (Prompt)

Summary: A little Khunbam hurt with a side of comfort

Bam’s knee was bouncing, his fingers tight around the fabric of his pants. He would inevitably shred them—he always did—but that didn’t mean that the anticipation of the fight didn’t make him anxious.

He couldn’t care less about his stupid pants, but his friends—

They could also be shredded to pieces if he wasn’t careful. That thought made a whimper slip out, and he chastised himself quietly. There was no time to be weak. He had to stay strong; he had to be brave; he had to be—

A warm hand covered his. Bam looked up into a worried blue. “Bam.”

Bam swallowed hard. He knew that tone. He nodded.

“I know. Breathe. Clear your mind. Stay in the moment.”

Arms cradled him, and he sunk into the embrace. “I’m here for you, Bam.”

Bam closed his eyes, taking in a deep breath. Khun’s scent sunk into his lungs like a balm.

“From start to finish.”

Bam wrapped his arms around Khun and held on tight. He only yearned for one thing and it was this.

“Always.”

He was safe. Khun was safe in his arms. And at the end of this war, he would come right back here.

“Always,” repeated Bam, with more confidence and finality.

Prompt answer originally posted on Twitter May 2, 2023.

Recipient: @synsio_ (Prompt)

Summary: Khunbam slowdance in the snow

This floor went through various seasons and they happen to arrive in time for the snow. Bam laughed as he tugged a shivering Khun out into the front yard. The snow made a satisfying crunch beneath Bam’s boots, but there was a hidden layer of ice underneath that kept him clinging tightly to Khun as he walked aimlessly around the snow.

“Is this all you called me out for? To dance with you in the snow?” There was no bite to his words, but Khun did like to tease Bam about his childish whims.

“Dance? That’s a good idea! Teach me to dance!”

Khun blinked. He hadn’t anticipated that. He cleared his throat and squeezed the gloved hand in his. He positioned Bam’s other hand on his shoulder and placed his own on Bam’s waist. He was glad his face was rosy from the cold and definitely not because he was touching Bam.

“Watch and follow my feet, but don’t step on me.”

“I won’t!”

Khun doubted that, but starting moving anyway.

Crunch, crunch, crunch, the snow flattened under their feet. Bam concentrated hard as he followed along, his boots bumping against Khun’s but luckily never tripping him up. Once they got the waltz down, Bam finally looked up, a huge grin on his face.

“Thank you, Khun-ssi. I think I got it.”

Khun smiled fondly as he lead Bam to some fresh snow. “You’re welcome. Shall we dance a little longer?”

Bam laughed as he let himself be guided by Khun. “Yes, please!”

Prompt answer originally posted on Twitter Jul 10, 2023.

Recipient: @khunbambr (Prompt)

Summary: Khunbam pillowtalk

It was late and Bam was in bed, snuggled into Khun’s side. He felt safe and warm—but unfortunately wide awake.

“Khun-ssi?”

Khun hummed, half-asleep as Bam traced a finger up and down his chest. The soft fabric felt nice.

“What’s it like to fall in love?”

Khun’s eyes fluttered open, and he blinked at the ceiling.

“I don’t know, Bam.” Khun answered, voice slurred with sleep. “You just realize it after you’ve fallen in love.”

Bam was quiet for a moment. He pressed his palm against Khun’s chest to feel his heartbeat.

“So you’ve been in love before?”

Bam felt Khun’s heart rate pick up.

Khun let out a sigh and turned his head away. “Yeah. Many times.”

“Oh…” Something twisted in Bam’s gut, sour and unpleasant. He withdrew his hand and tucked it against his own chest.

Khun turned his head again, and this time, their eyes met. The corner of Khun’s mouth quirked up.

“When I first met you. When I got you back. When I woke up from my coma.” He let out a quick chuckle. “Anytime I look at you… I feel my heart sing its praises for being able to be by your side.”

Bam tucked his head under Khun’s chin, hiding the big smile on his face as he wrapped his arms around Khun’s torso. “You’re too much…”

Khun snickered and closed his eyes again. “You asked.”

Prompt answer originally posted on Twitter Jun 16, 2023.

Recipient: @BrunaNeptune (Prompt)

Summary: Khunbam strawberry picking date

They each had little baskets, and Khun was very strategically picking his strawberries. They had to be just ripe enough to not spoil quickly, a good enough size to be eaten in one bite so there’s no mess, and free of any holes that might have bugs hidden in them. He shuddered at the mere thought as he placed a perfect strawberry in his basket.

“Hey, Bam?” He looked around but he was no where in sight—he nearly screamed when Bam came up behind him, holding something out with both hands.

“Khun-sii, look! It’s so big!” Khun gawked at the strawberry that looked just a bit smaller than his fist. An absolute unit, one might say.

“That’s ridiculously big. I don’t know how you can bite into that.”

Bam’s eyes went wide. “Why do you want to eat it? It’s meant to be treasured!”

Khun chuckled as he pat Bam’s head. He loved this fool so much.

“At the end of the day, it’s a strawberry, Bam. You either eat it or it goes bad.”

Bam frowned. “Is there no way to save it? Oh, what if I freeze it!?”

Khun shook his head. “No way. I’m not keeping that thing in the freezer to take up space for years.”

Bam sighed and placed it in his basket. He had a collection of very oddly shaped strawberries. “Okay… I’ll eat it.”

Khun set his basket down and pulled Bam into a hug. Bam buried his face in his shoulder and hummed happily. “I’m sorry, Bam. But I bet it’ll taste amazing.” He felt Bam nod against his shoulder.

“C’mon. Let’s hurry up so we can stop by the grocery store and get some whipped cream.”

Bam let out a happy gasp as he broke free. “Yes! That sounds amazing!”

Khun picked up his basket as Bam went back to inspecting the vines for the best strawberries.

This silly man was the love of his life.

He shook his head and went back to picking a few more strawberries to fill his basket so he could hurry back home with him.

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