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Even without the brakes if the elevator fits the shaft snugly the air will cushion it as it falls.

Just in case anyone wanted to know what Hitler said after the Beerhall Putsch.

Are there any trilobites on Tumblr or did they all die in the second Cambrian extinction of 2012?

The two best reasons to get into fossils are booping trilobites and getting to say the word "fossiliferous" a lot.

Fossil [Explained]

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[Cueball is holding two pieces of rock in a paleontological site. Megan, Ponytail and White Hat are in the background.] Cueball: It's weird to pry open a rock and see an animal that no one has laid eyes on for 400 million years.

[Zoom in on Cueball looking at the fossil he is holding.]

[Cueball pokes the fossil.] Cueball: Boop! Off-panel voice: Hey! Don't boop the trilobites!

I think I'm going to run a campaign where pretty much every item is magical and pretty cool but they're all cursed in some way, so it turns into a balancing act/find a priest. Or something like Bloodborne where you have to ration out the use of your powerful items but have to make do with weaker but less dangerous ones.

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A description of Lord of the Rings by someone who has only seen parts of it and heard things from their sister:

Eye of ra

Goblin: riiiinnng

They're at the house and Hagrid.. no Dumbledore no.. opens the envelope with the ring then he gets and him and his friend leave. Then they see the eye of ra in the distance. And then they're walking and Dumbledore and Saurumon (guy with the long mustache) fight over how to use the ring. There's like eight rings right? Nine? Whenever you wear the ring you get obsessed and decay like Goblin. They're at the long bridge with like the dragon and then he's like "You shall not pass!" Then the dragon slashes his tail and Dumbledore falls. Legolas the minotaur helps them in the river when they're in the barrels by shooting arrows. Then they get ambushed by Voldemort in the barrels. Then they go back to the shire. They are sad that Hagrid (Dumbledore) is dead. Happily ever after.

A Dwarven child drowned in the river and I didn't realize until a year later when I launched an expedition to retrieve the body that the ghostly apparition was in fact not a glitch but a ghost.

Said ghost has since been put to rest, though I really should get around to building that bridge so this doesn't happen again.

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