IT IS VERY REAL!! ALWAYS BE AWARE.

some height difference prompts

i’m always scaring you on accident because 1) i walk silently 2) you never see me coming because i’m literally over a foot shorter than you 3) you just really don’t pay any attention to anything below chin level do you 

you always put things on the top shelves because that’s pretty much eye level to you and so you think it makes sense but exCUSE ME, IF YOU HAVEN’T NOTICED YET I’M ACTUALLY THE SIZE OF A SEVENTH GRADE CHILD AND WHY ARE YOU PUTTING EVERYTHING ON THE TOP SHELVES THAT’S BASICALLY A DIFFERENT ATMOSPHERIC LAYER TO ME YOU SENTIENT TREE

“how tall are you even??” “like six seven i think, idk” “what the fuck” 

i have to stand on a chair to be intimidating when i yell at you and you always start laughing at how ridiculous i look and damn it your cuTE LAUGH ISN’T GOING TO MAKE ME LESS ANGRY STOP HUGGING ME PUT ME DOWN I’M STILL MAD AT YOU

everyone seems to expect me to be some evil angry midget because i’m so short but i’m actually really chill, it’s my tall friend over there who’s pretty much satan 

stop being a snarky salt lord or i will elbow you in the crotch with no regrets. that’s what you get for being tall and an asshole. 

this is really awkward because i swear i know what your face looks like but i always recognize you by the top of your head and today you wore a hoodie/hat/coat so i was looking for you for about half an hour before you took off the hood/hat and i realized who you were

I actually have a story tjat happend to me and my sister when we where given directions and told 'you can't miss it' , so after my eye appointment we where told to go pick up my glasses and given the name of the place and told 'just up the road a little ways that way you cant miss it' and so i get in the car with my sister and told her we laughed together and said ....knowing us wed miss it... well we drive for a while down the foresty road with nothing but trees and see nothing for what feels like way to long so we figured..we missed it.. and keep going till we find some place to turn around... we turn into the first parkinglot we came across and... it was the glasses place... we litterially..couldnt miss it as its the only thing on that road for miles... by the time you thought youd miss it... itd be ..the only place to turn..

Tldr: we litterially couldnt miss it cause it was the ONLY place to turn around anyway

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

Day 14 jojo pose....i don't watch that anime...so I had to google some poses...

@spacebunprince

Hi! Im phe, im looking for an rp partner for fandom rps, im open to ship rps! Those are what i mainly do actually my fandoms are

Gravity falls

Voltron

Bungou stray dogs

My hero academia

Creepypasta

Hazbin hotel and helluva boss

Shadows house

A bunch more too feel free to comment or message

Why is this my life?

I found a company called “Frantic Meerkat” who makes journals whose sole purpose is to call me out

Mine would be rawljed

YOUR DRAGON NAME

last two letters of your first name

middle two letters of your last name

first two letters of your mother’s name

last letter of your father’s name

mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!

I am laughing so hard oh my god clickhole

I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…

The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.

First day of drawcember chocolate

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