“you Just Want All The Female Characters You Like To Be Lesbians” Yes?

Reblog to BITE prev

x reader? No thank you, I’m reading this fanfic to dissociate, actually. If i wanted to think about me, I’d— you know what, i got nothing here. I NEVER want to think about me.

some days apparently there is just a puppy in charge for some reason and she likes barking

girl who constantly feels like they're in trouble and did something wrong

enough about the timeloop I wanna hear about the post-timeloop.

person who just got over the horror of being trapped in a loop and settled into a comfortable routine...but then the timeloop breaks and they struggle to reacclimatize. person trapped in a loop for years who grieved their loved ones—who are suddenly back and acting like nothing happened (because for them nothing did). teenager who aged physically and mentally during the timeloop and now they're so much older than they're supposed to be. random strangers who were trapped in a loop together relieved to get away from each other at last, but feeling oddly bereft of familiar company. service worker who is pissed as fuck to have to go back to work

"i know you're still in there somewhere!" i mean yeah of course she is. i can hear her in my head and she's actually very much enjoying me possessing her. in fact our arrangement is quite arousing to her

plural problem where ur trying to domme a girl but the things you do keep flustering your own headmates.

like I'm trying to make her cry, the scene doesn't work if you front and start crying too*

(*exceptions exist for "dear god what did my headmate do to you im so sorry"-type crying)

Saying that the american democratic party is left wing is a wild take.

So today in "Batshit things happening during the Australian election" - the Liberal Party has dropped a rap diss track about the Prime Minister and shopping prices on Soundcloud, and for those wondering, yes it is the worst thing you will ever hear.

As if that wasn't weird enough on its own, there's plenty of accusations circulating that they made the song using AI, given the bizarre choice of using an American accent in the song, and it's been pointed out that the cover art is parodying a Drake album cover which isn't exactly someone you want to be aligning yourself with in a rap battle right now.

Shoutout to this quote from Channel 7's story when the song dropped:

death barter is a legit interesting worldbuilding idea lol

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

Hypnosis but calling it pet training and getting me to do cute little things like sitting for you and accepting treats and such