I Frickinf Love Penguins Sk Much

I woke up with a slightly sore throat and 5 COMMENT NOTIFICATIONS ON MY FIC I POSTED YESTERDAY????? TYSM TO EVERYONE WHO LEFT KUDOS AND COMMENTS!!!!!

my life is slowly turning into a badly written wattpad ‘book’ please send help

His eye’s glowing red in the last panel. His eye is glowing red in the last panel?! HIS EYe IS GLoWInG REd IN THE LAST PANel!!!

Cautionary tale

I literally got hints on this one before I caved and looked it up (I do not have that true gamer grindset mindset I'm sorry) and STILL STRUGGLED TO FIND IT. I WALKED PAST IT LIKE FIVE TIMES AND COULD NOT RECOGNIZE IT AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

This fucking memory in Botw that is just in the middle of a dense forest that could be anywhere with not a single landmark

i WILL live to see the zelda movie in 2 years

people who don't experience hyperfixation don't know what it feels like to hyperfixate so much on something that it becomes not only your subject of obsession but also your source of happiness and literally the main reason why you still keep going; literal source of strength and life.

shoutout to my favorite fictional characters, favorite people, favorite ships, favorite movies, favorite tv shows, fanfics and archive of our own

@palmolli uh how crazy would it be if I looked at this and went yoink mine and my brain exploded everywhere and now I have a fic idea for this??? Thank you to future me for agreeing to write it at some point.

Okay so it goes something like this:

Wild is trying to cook dinner on Skyloft. Note the 'trying' bit cuz I may randomly decide that it's funny to make him high as fuck on altitude or something just for shits and giggles.

Sun passes by and offers to help cook because she is less likely than any of the Links (including Wild btw) to burn the sun out of the sky (pun absolutely intended).

Wild makes some offhand comment about how he could "sleep for a day" and Sun's like "oh I've already been out for a couple millennia" (I've never actually been able to play SS so not sure if it's a thousand years actually T_T)

Wild says (0 hesitation, this is just pure unfiltered Wild energy here) "oh cool I was only ever dead for 100 years. A thousand is crazy."

Cue the pikachu shock meme except they're two-way spider-man multiverse pointing meme-ing at each other and then that brain explosion emoji. (Holy shit I sound insane. Never mind this is Tumblr. With all due respect, I'm assuming you understand at least some of this.)

And then there's the trauma dumping sesh with Wild being like "I got lasered and burnt to a crisp by a bunch of ancient metal eyeballs and died" and Sun's like "I got my soul eaten by this big-ass evil monster that turned out to be a fricking god."

Then they just look at each other and start cackling. Because obviously Trauma Funny™.

Holy shit what the fuck have I done. Actually never mind this is absolutely worth it.

Yall, I just realized a thing...

WILD AND SUN WOULD BE BEST FRIENDS.

hear me out here.

Both of them died, came back, and had to restore their memories. They both deal with feeling like an intruder in their own body, feeling like they can't live up to who they used to be in their past life. WAR PTSD!! FLASHBACKS!!! They're both knights (sort of? This is a bit of a stretch lmao) Sun went to a knight school, Wild used to be a knight before he kicked the bucket.

I need more content of them interacting and just relating to each other. Because they really would relate. Their experience of dying and coming back is not a very common one, and having someone else to relate to would probably make them overjoyed. Also, Wild has already spoken to her. Mostly just as a business exchange and she's Hylia then, but STILL. Pls someone write a fic abt them, I will marry you. This is my official proposal. Compete for my aroace hand right now. GET WRITING PLEASE YOU'LL HAVE MY SOUL. (because I'm too lazy to)

@i-love-zelda-16 thank you so much for the tag!!!

Getting to know my mutuals

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Last Song: Points of Authority by Linkin Park

Favorite Color: blue (like DARK navy)

Last Book: Frankenstein by Mary Shelley, Numb by Skye_the_Lofty_Nutcase (@skyloftian-nutcase)

Last Movie: Moana 2

Last Show: Dragons Rising (season 2)

Latest Obsession: Legend of Zelda (and Linked Universe)

Looking Forward To: watching the Minecraft movie with friends, working on BOTW 100% run, writing some stuff, reading some stuff

Tagging (no pressure) @aaa-batteryy @palmolli @anicomicqueen

The floor is open to anyone else who wants to join, too!!!

get to know my mutuals

i saw another account do this and thought it would be fun

last song: Dancing On My Own by Robyn

favorite color: pink and green

last book: currently reading The Once and Future Sex by Dr. Eleanor Janega (it’s a reframing of medieval women in society)

last movie: The Thin Man (1934)

last show: currently watching The White Lotus and The Nanny

latest obsession: ancient greece, arthurian legend and alexander the great

looking forward to: the weekend

tagging: @adriennejosephines @princesscatherinemiddleton @estelletargaryen @leonisandmurex @dreamofstarlight @world-of-wales @foreverinthepagesofhistoryy

*please don’t feel pressured to do this if you’re not comfortable sharing, but these are the first blogs i thought of.

One side of my head is sopping wet and the other side is bone dry what the fuck was that aim @aaa-batteryy

highly recommend the ice bucket challenge

Ah frick I really thought I got a hang of this slang thing after I figured out that "dtm" apparently means "doing too much" welp. You may not assemble until you stop mashing upb.

@penguinly Please let me assemble before i track you down :(

o7

Cue the manic hyperfixation tomorrow after my fricking math test in which I write like 5k of madness in an hour. I fucking love the internet. Holy shit I am gonna show up to that math test sleep deprived as fuck.

Hear me out. What if at some point during the Chain's adventures they come across their past selves WHILE in the middle of their own quests. Like (example) they walk into Wild's era and he's there fighting his first lynel. And now you can either choose the angst or crack path.

Angst: This is Wild like two weeks after waking up in the Shrine of Resurrection. He is fighting this lynel with the same amount of finesse that I did. As in he is losing. Badly. So they either send in one or multiple or maybe they YOLO it and it's the entire gang. They get past Wild back up on his feet, maybe give him a weapon that won't break after like 5 hits, and help him out. Then they go back and present Wild is like 'yeah that happened but I'm better now' or something. Yeah.

Crack: On the other hand, you could also go full speedrunner Wild mode and write him absolutely destroying this lynel. Like this poor thing has no chance against the physics-defying and mindbogglingly unpredictable Wild. This kind of situation is the reason why you can't spell the word "bewildering" without 'Wild' and he fucking owns it. Fuck it, maybe past and present Wild even team up and briefly break the universe via accidental glitch. Yup.

So yeah, this would happen for the entire Chain, ideally. I'll probably write this at some point. Maybe. Who knows. I just thought this up while studying for a math test and it's way too late at night for me to be functioning properly so yeah.