Liebgott: God, you have beautiful eyes
Webster: aw thats sweet. But everyone tells me that
Liebgott: I’m the only one that’s told you that
Webster: No, I don’t mean in like a flirty way, people are just like “you’ve got great eyes”
Webster: It’s like, i’m just a guy you know?
Liebgott: you know what I take it back your eyes suck
*screenshots not mine*
Nixon: I like my mornings to be slow and quiet.
Nixon: I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to fuck me.
Perconte: Listen, kid-
O'Keefe: Please, call me O'Keefe!
Perconte: I'd really rather not. If I named you, I could get attached.
okay so Modern AU where Gene is the one who always takes care of the guys but one day he falls ill and well,,,,
Dick notices first because he's always keeping an eye on everyone and Gene's been acting kinda off lately
he wants to check on him but Gene doesn't let him because he knows he's getting sick but he can handle it
he cannot handle it
he gets a bad fever and Dick forces him to stay in bed
meanwhile the news spread and it's actual chaos
everyone wants to do something to help but those idiots just end up making a big mess
at least they're trying
Lip brings blankets. a lot. a lot of blankets.
Babe brings chocolate. Every kind he can find in the store.
he literally comes back with two bags full of chocolate because he didn't know which one was Gene's favorite flavor. so he just buys them all.
Muck, Malarkey and Penkala are the kind od friends that come visit you when you're sick to update you on every stupid little thing that has happened while you were not there
Babe comes back the next day with a bunch of flowers
The smell is too strong and like Gene keeps sneezing but he refuses to let anyone take the flowers away
Web brings books to read
Speirs comes back from the pharmacy with 10 packs of the pills gene had asked him to buy
when Gene asks why he just shrugs and goes like "for good measure"
Nix offers him a drink because "a drink a day keeps the doctor away"
Dick tells him off but he actually manages to make Gene laugh
Luz cracks jokes all the time, he sits down next to Gene to keep him company and starts telling the weirdest stories
all of sudden the guys start to gather around to listen and laugh all together
Dick knocks on the door every hour or so to check on Gene and to make sure the kids™ are not being too loud or annoying
Gene actually loves it
He loves them all
im soft now bye
Whenever they run across a well stocked aid station or field hospital he always pockets a couple of extra syrettes and bandages.
When he gets his hands on supplies he splits them evenly between himself and Spina but if there is an odd number and it can’t be split evenly, he gives the most to Spina without making it obvious. (Spina is terrible at both scrounging and stealing and Roe knows it)
If he had been part of that Hershey bar scene, he would have just taken one and no one would have protested because it’s Doc and he saves their asses. (Of course he wouldn’t have had to take one because Luz would have offered him one because again it’s Doc)
Some of the doctors at aid stations are stuck up sons of bitches who look down on medics as lesser versions of nurses in combat boots. Roe steals their cigarettes while cursing them out under his breath in Cajun.
Roe is one of the few not intimidated by Speirs. Really he isn’t intimidated by any COs. He’s here to do a job, take care of his company, and if anyone, no matter the rank or reputation, gets in the way, he will put them in their place.
He teaches Spina Cajun words. Or at least tries to. Once, just to be a little shit, he taught Spina some made up words that sounded absolutely ridiculous. But Roe couldn’t keep a straight face and Spina caught on.
He has everyone’s past and present wounds and illnesses memorized. Everyone’s. He knows their wartime medical histories better than he knows some of their names.
No other medics do rounds like Roe does. Spina was surprised when he joined Easy and found out that Roe insists on at least two rounds every day, one in the morning and one at night. It helps him keep track of how everyone is doing and sometimes brings to light things that the men wouldn’t normally complain about. Spina quickly gets used to doing rounds too.
Roe loves sweets. Spina swears every tooth in Roe’s entire mouth is a sweet tooth.
Look at this gif for three reasons.
1. Talbert looking so adorable and a bit confused
2. Shifty being a literal puppy
3. Doc Roe….DOC FREAKING ROE! Must you be so concerned all the time with that beautiful baby face.
@gilove2dance , what have I gotten myself into!
Liebgott : I could kill you if I wanted to , Webster
Webster : Yeah? So could another human being.
Liebgott :
Webster : So could a dog.
Liebgott :
Webster : So could a dedicated duck.
Liebgott :
Webster : You aren’t special , Liebgott.
Speirs: [stomping back from enemy lines]
Smol baby replacements, in awe: Daddy?
Speirs, eyes narrowing: DO I LOOK LIKE—
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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