The Way That Haymitch Talks About Food In Sunrise On The Reaping Vs The Way That Katniss Talks About

I feel such a deep soul bond with this image. It is me and I am it

I fear this is me

SHE WOULDVE

rip maysilee donner, you would've loved saying "who is this DIVA??"

i just realized “embrace the probability of your imminent death” is a wyatt callow reference

‪a few chapters into sunrise on the reaping and the conclusion I’m coming to is that while katniss keeps *a lot* to herself, 16 year-old haymitch was a chronic oversharer. he dropped in ONE chapter more of the entire district’s lore than she did in 3 books

When the family madness makes me want to kms, not comit the largest art heist in history

maysilee donner really said if i have to fight to the death im gonna serve rupaul levels of cunt while doing so and i just think that's really cool of her

I WILL NEVER BE NORMAL ABOUT JEGULUS AND WOLFSTAR

I feel like Barty would ask Evan the most RANDOM questions at like 3 AM.

Barty: if I died. Do you want them to surgically connect my dick to you? Like do you want my dick for your bottom surgery?

Evan: I don’t think that’s how it works.

Barty:… damn.

*Barty waking up Evan as if he just had a nightmare*

Barty: Do you think my animagus would be a horse?

Evan: Why would it be a horse?

Barty: I’m so scared of them Ev. Please say it wouldn’t be a horse.

Evan:… WHY WOULD IT BE A HORSE?

One more

Barty: When we get married, can Reg be my best man?

Evan: No.

Barty: … oh so I guess we’re not getting married then

Evan: He’s officiating it.

Barty:… fine.