I Literally Can’t Right Now. I Love This.

I’m just gonna keep a list of all usernames of potential bots who’ve followed me and have subsequently been blocked because their names are, frankly, hilarious:

- mannedjeweler

- weakened-reticence6

- dreary-shriek

- selfishcollater

- devilish-scrambler

- treasured-aff

- simplistic-mah

- main-conscience

- simplisticmah

- illiterate-housemother

- suspectedrite1

- objective-proscr

- leftmailman7

Ongoing (and Color-Coded) List of Marvel Ship Names I Find Cool:

Tasertricks - Darcy / Loki

Blackfrost - Natasha / Loki

Pepperony - Pepper / Tony

Enchantricks - Sylvie / Loki

Frostiron - Loki / Tony

Shieldsparks - Steve / Darcy

Lokane - Loki / Jane

Romanagers - Natasha / Steve

Ironwidow - Tony / Natasha

Can we just address the fact that Ella Lopez is amazing and deserves more screen time?

Starting my OBX rewatch February 3rd! An episode per day until season 3 drops!

I like how I’m two episodes into OBX s2 and it’s already clear Rafe has gone totally batshit.

HELL YES

I fucking love when Tasha goes mad

HELL YES.

Because we all know they should’ve been end game.

Five speaking archaic Greek is the best thing that’s ever happened to me

 Rules: answer 17 questions, tag 17 people.

(Thanks for tagging me @people_in_Jiara_groupchat)

Since ya’ll care so much about my life:

1. age: 537

2. zodiac: (I had to look this up oops) capricorn

3. height: 5′ 7′’

4. hogwarts house: slytherin

5. last thing i googled: quagga

6. song stuck in my head: control by halsey

7. number of followers: -7

8. amount of sleep: 10+ hours required

9. lucky number: TBD

10. wearing: pants, shirt, wristwatch

11. three four fav shows: it’s always sunny in philadelphia, the great, black books, shameless

12. three fav authors: stephen king, marcus sedgwick, shirley jackson 

13. favorite instrument: piano

14. aesthetic: rainbow paint splatters, stuff organized in neat rows,  greenhouses

15. favorite candy: peanut butter cups

16. favorite planet sounds: neptune

17. random fact about me: i am a compulsive liar

tagging (ha you really thought I know 17 people): @alphinias @jjskiaras @maddieandherships @hmsjiara @rae-of-fricking-sunshine @lacqueredteeth @maybanqq 

JJ’s plan to spring John B out of jail was so completely and unprecedentedly idiotic... until I realized it’s 100% the type of plan that one could expect from a 16 year old boy.