Frank: A Mortal Asked Me What My Tattoo Stand For, I Panicked And Said Super Perfect Queen Reyna

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cinder: ok cook but hates cooking

kai: can’t cook for shit but still tries

scar: excellent cook + designated cook

wolf: can’t cook (derogatory)

cress: can’t cook (it’s ok i still love you)

thorne: ok cook but is more into baking

winter: can’t cook in fact do not let her unsupervised in the kitchen

jacin: cooking is one of his secret talents

gah

I am both Itachi Uchiha’s biggest fan and biggest hater, it depends on the day

more sillies

ochako boyfriend is gay and her true love is dead damn she can’t catch a break

Bonus:

a sequel of sorts to this

episode 8's end card is so silly. look at these absolute goobers

Thorne: *Groans* Scarlet: What's wrong? Thorne: Ugh, I was just talking to my mother. She's the worst. Scarlet: You think your mother is awful? My mother left me! Cress: My mother gave me up to be killed. Winter: My real mother was lovely but my stepmother was evil. Cinder: My real mother and my stepmother were evil. Kai: My mother's dead. Wolf: *sigh* Mine too. Iko: I don't even have a mother. Everyone: ... Jacin: ... Everyone: ... Jacin: Uh, my mum is cool, I guess. Thorne: Well, whoop-de-do. Winter: Good for you, Jacin! Cinder: Congrats man.

dumb thoughts on bllk ships except i’m not being serious

isagi x nagi: giving work bestie at best to me. i don’t see it

kaiser x isagi: i don’t see it

sae x shidou: living together, made their family, planning the wedding

sae x isagi: ..no?

isagi x bachira: “if i had a boyfriend i would make him kiss other boys so i can watch” vibes

kaiser x sae: that one relationship you refuse to acknowledge

kaiser x chigiri: chigiri made fun of his hair once and kaiser never got over it

karasu x hiori: failed talking stage that give it another shot a few months later

isagi x ness: bachira and kaiser started dating and isaness got together to make them jealous but it was a total flop and they ended up more miserable

rin x shidou: ended their first date both locked up at the police station

aiku x sendou: kissed once when drunk and kinda liked it

barou x isagi: that one tweet that’s like “when you’re not your archenemy archenemy”

karasu x otoya: kiss your homies goodnight vibes

chigiri x reo: see in my head everyone in bllk either had a crush on chigiri or reo so they dating would be funny

noa x lavinho: sadly they’re too old to be gay 😖