Me When 'Bungo Stray Dogs' Isnt About Canines

answering this myself cuz im bored an i feel like yapping >:D

skipped first one cuz i only have one confirmed rn :P

ELKELKELK!! i try to know my best bout cervidae but that comes with some downsides- like totally not correcting every misnamed deer (FR THO U CAN EASILY TELL THE DIFFRENCE BETWEEN CARIBOU,ELK N MULE DEER IFUWOHGDKMSA T_T)

yes!! i do yearly visits to oregon (family stuff lolol) and got to see elk once :D also got to do a sorta safari ride at a zoo and got to pick up a shed elk antler (jeez they are so heavy oml spikes n females are lucky)

i dont mind being seen as both, as long as i dont give nonhumans a bad look :)

from phycological to spiritual beliefs i try to make myself understand how i got here-sometimes being a therian will leave you will more questions then answers and ya gotta sorta stick with what you got

yee! i love taking long walks since i live near a protected forest, with my dogs and family it sometimes feels like i have my own herd too!

honestly kinda alot, i was about a tween when i awakened and i was really confused about my body, sexuality, etc at the time and discovering i was a therian was another rock on the pile

nope but i wish i did, it honestly sounds like a wonderful experience from what ive heard

so many things i cant even name a few ;-;

wait can elk even be owned by humans- *google* ELK CAN BE RIDDEN????

well i meannn like i own animal stuff but not elk stuff-

i love 'howling' sometimes w/ the hand muzzle technique it reminds me of bugling <3 i also sometimes like to leave subtle nonhuman things out in public to let ppl know they arent alone

yes very much ok next question

idk i feel like the gender just randomly swaps at times like 'oh nice i have horns today'

YESSIR I HAVE A WHOLE YT PLAYLIST BOUT THEM SONGS

el skipparoo cuz i aint a polytherian

i havent seen or met another elk therian *SOBS*

yea i told em while i was young, they support and still treat me as a normal being and let me do my thing

mmmm horse poo + goose poo + sap probs

nope still baggy hoodies n whatever pants i grab :P

Made a therian/alterhuman ask! Feel free to ask away or use this!

YOO WAKE UP NEW SHIFT DROPPED (i see nobody talkin bout this one so why not create it /hj)

idk- i usually call it the 'centaur shift' in my head but its more of an offbranch of phantom limbs/shifting- it feels like i have a sorta centaur-like body with another pair of legs and gets me really sensitive about my arms xdd

ive only had it about 7 times now and its pretty rare/sporadic- but most happened when im outside walking my dogs or smthin, i dont think its a new kin either (rip centaur research /j) i really do wish i could relate to somebody else with shifts similar to this one but everyone has a different nonhuman experience and i havent found somebody whos also experienced this yet and im quite curious lolol

heyall its sorta a downer day today (species dysphoria,general depression,etc) xdd

dreamed about an old friend n thats about it

might not post tomorrow might do with a whole new mood who knows :P

i am going to a museum experience thingi tho based on evolution so im hopin thatll lift my mood echo be keepin me company <3

*slides cake over with obvious crumbs on face*

ANYWAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY ACC!!! even tho im a week late SHH

fun fact!:

i was originally gonna draw my old main roblox avatar as my 'blog mascot' before deciding to go for a mini me/lil silly ole elk guy :3 heres some photos + OOOLLLD art of em (the art so old it moldy /j)

even tho he aint my main avatar anymore he still lives on in plenty of memories ive made with my friends and my toyhouse acc lolol

yeah

pretty average therian meetup

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ehehehee now ur soaked >:)

TUMBLR THOUGHT THIS WOULD BRING US TOGETHER

NO

THIS IS WAR

*boops you with my nuclear missile*

SLOW YO REINS DOWN THIS WAS OVERNIGHT

um the uh er

idk what to say

what happened

screw “Cats or Dogs?”

HORSES OR COWS??

omg wait thats as hard as cats or dogs-

AFTER 2 SECONDS OF THINKING...(AND SOME EXPIRIENCE CUZ IVE BEEN LICKED BY A COW BEFORE)

hursie :3

also did you know that cows have like weird barbed tounges like cats?? it feels so weird and kinda rough but i still respect the grass puppers cuz they have max 7 braincells- the rest is flowers and sunshine and thoughts of their bestie

I WENT TO KWITES INSTA FOR THE FIRST TIME (WHY DIDNT I BEFORE-) AND IM LITTERALLY THE ENTIRE WIKI FOR GENDER ENVY BECAUSE ??? BUT LIKE I JUST IDK I CANT DISCRIBE IT IDK AIUKBJDLAS ,MNSJDBHUWVYAIGF DVKHJWMNDABHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

anyways might do a face reveal because i feel slay and very masc cuz somebody in public 2 days ago (A TOTAL STRANGER!!) saw a nametag i wrote on (it was like an event idk school shi) that said 'any name any/all' (my most common prefs) AND CALLED ME CARL LIKE- I LOVED IT??? WHY?????? (LMAO THE NAME THO- STILL LOVED IT) AM I GENDERFLUID WHAT IS GOING ON I WANT TO BE A GUY BUT ALSO A GIRL AND KEEP MY COOL EPIC HOT GIRL BODY BUT I JUST WANNA BE GUY AND SEEN AS GUY IDFK

KWITE GIVES ME SO MUCH HOPE THO THAT ITS POSSIBLE LIKE TYSM(??) I LOVE U MATE IF UR READING THIS /LITTERALLY THE MOST POSITIVE TONETEXT EVER POSSIBLE