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TOUGALICIOUS 

DISCLAIMER!!!

(I DO NOT LIKE TOUGA AS A PERSON AND DO NOT CONDONE ANYTHING HE HAS DONE)

This is a parody RGU (specifically touga) version of the song "karkalicious", which was based off "fergalicious" which means these lyrics HAVE been altered by me BUT I DIDN'T write the original song or karkalicious. This text contain mildly suggestive lyrics, but nothing too bad. I have sensored it as well, but read at your own risk! :)

Four, three, two, fork you 

Listen up y’all, this shirt is ironic  Saionji’s beats are best for girls hooked on angst and chronic  (Chronic playboy syndrome?) 

Tougalicious definition makes Kozue loco  She wants to know the secrets she can’t taste in my photo  Dyin’ just to know the flavor  I ain't doin’ her no favors  No reasons why I tease  Her blush just comes and goes like seasons 

I’m Tougalicious (so delicious)  No, I don’t do kiss faces  And if you read those fanfics  Half that shirt is capricious  I blow kisses (mwah!)  Don’t matter if we’re just more gays  Girls be lining down the aisle for a chance with me  (Four, three, two, fork you) 

So delicious (super sweet — haha, not)  So delicious (forkin’ playboy beachhhh)  So delicious (even Shiori wants a piece o’ me)  I’m Tougalicious (l-l-l-like Anthy, Anthy) 

Tougalicious def—  Tougalicious def—  (Gosh dammit, Saionji, stop forkin’ with my mic) 

Tougalicious definition makes the fandom crazy  Girls always squealin’,  Cutesy pet names like “Kiryuu-senpai,” baby  I’m the T to the O, U, the G, the A  And the majority of pairings better include me, hey 

I’m Tougalicious (so delicious)  My aura stays malicious  All the council’s gettin’ nervous ‘cause I’m playin’ so capricious  Nanami’s my witness (whistle!)  Bet that ship rails  And he’ll be needin’ all the towels ‘cause I’ma make him sweat pails  (Four, three, two, fork you) 

So delicious (super sweet)  So delicious (forkin’ playboy beachhhh)  So delicious (even Miki wants a piece o’ me)  I’m Tougalicious 

(Now you background extras, hold the fork up, check it out) 

Baby, baby, baby  If you really want me  Honey, get some patience  Maybe then you’ll be my bride  I’ll be tasty, tasty  I’ll be raced with roses  It’s so tasty, tasty  It’ll make you crazy 

T to the O, to the U G A — forkin’ touga  T to the A, to the S T E Y — forkin’ tasty  D to the E, to the L I C I O U S  To the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the 

I’ll just spell it out for you! 

All the time I turn around, girls gather ‘round  Always sniffin’ at me, wanna guess the 

Color of my rose  I just wanna say it now  I’m so tired of all the drama  Little forkers, I just don’t care 

You should know  I never come off as  Just a little insecure, although  I keep on repeatin’ how the 

Revolution’s forkin’ awesome  But I’m tryin’ to tell — it’s a secret I don’t wanna tell  Utena says I smell 

Delicious (so delicious)  No, I don’t do kiss faces  And if you read those fanfics  Half that shirt is capricious  I blow kisses (mwah!)  Don’t matter if we’re just a**holes  Girls be lining down the aisle for a chance with me 

Four, three, two, fork you  My body stays vicious  Miki’s feelin’ nervous ‘cause I’m just so ambiguous  Juri’s my witness (meow!)  I’ll even let her first ship sail  Just watch that kitten be the first to lose the forkin’ veil 

So delicious (Utena, see)  So delicious (you can trust me)  So delicious (I’ll help you be)  I’m Tougalicious, l-l-like Anthy, Anthy (Utena, Utena)  It’s so delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)  So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)  So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)  I’m Tougalicious (say I’m meant for Anthy, Anthy) 

T to the O, to the U G A — forkin’ touga  T to the A, to the S T E Y — forkin’ tasty  T to the O, to the U G A — forkin’ touga  To the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S  D to the E, to the L I C I O U S  To the D, to the E, to the, L I C I O U S  To the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S  To the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the 

Now, wait just a motherforkin’ second! 

Do I seriously gotta spell this shirt  ‘Til the end of the forkin’ series? 

I mean, whoever wrote the original  Never had access to spellcheck, I guess 

‘Cause T-A-S-T-E-Y does not spell tasty  Was this idiotic duelist illiterate, or what? 

What do you mean duelist rap artists  Are the only ones brave enough to write  Their own grammatical car wrecks and call it music?  What the fork even is Saionji doing? 

He doesn’t throw down sickfics anymore? 

Fork this shirt, I quit. 

how do i ask anonymously on this thing

Uhhhhhhhhhhh idk 😭😭😭😭

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FRANZY!!!!!!!!

WHY ARE THEY SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obsessed with the fact that the spideypool dynamic can be watered down to “miss you pookie bear” “oh lord” mindset

ive been thinking about this a lot

My enasona! I'll do voice claims soon...

first comic panel! it literally does nothing for the plot so far but the second one will

basically this is just OC art right now

I don't have a name for the comic so if you want you can give me suggestions!!!