Canada Dry (the Drink) Tastes Sparkly. Its Not Like The Actual Texture I Guess Of The Drink, It Tastes

no 🫶

Whenever someone spam likes my posts I just imagine someone shaking me to wake me up.

Probably because Lance does that.

All the time.

Save me from my fiancé.

-Keith

i agree with this but N O

how do you think Jason felt knowing he looked like Luke Kronos? how do you think this kid, this child who’d been raised to be a soldier, who is so fundamentally good and tries so hard, felt when he realized why the greek campers were uneasy around him.

not because he was roman. the greeks didn’t care about that. but because he was tall. lean. blond hair, blue eyes. facial scar. brotherly disposition.

someone who’d looked just like Jason had been a leader at this Camp. someone who’d looked just like Jason had been a brother here. someone who’d looked just like Jason had taken their trust and shredded it, had turned their siblings against them, had sabotaged their home, had caused so many deaths in his war to destroy Olympus, to be noticed by his father. (something Jason also desperately wants.)

Hera had sent Jason to replace Percy—the leader, the hero. but how was he meant to do that when all any of them could think when they looked at him was traitor?

CANCELED

Are you a water is wet believer? (no judgement either way but i thirst for knowledge)

I've been waiting for this question! Okay, so:

Water adhesion is the process of water molecules sticking to other molecules, like how water can stick to hair or paper towels, which is how things get "wet". Water cohesion is the process of water molecules sticking to other water molecules or water-based substances, like when you add water to water. So, whether or not you believe water is "wet" is really based on if you consider water cohesion (attaching water to water) the same as making water wet. In which case, I do not. Thus, water is not wet. But if you disagree with me, I'm open to counterarguments!

YOU’RE WELCOME

I JUST GOT ENGAGED!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?

i did it guys, i proposed!! :D

oh i know you’re engaged. i scrolled through all if your posts (im not a stalker i swear 👍). anyways you can call him your significant other if you want to, i just used it to refer to anyone cause you’re not the only one who has that condition (sorry if that sounds mean). anyways (again) you are literally my favorite person on tumblr have a great morning/afternoon/evening/night 🫶 (platonic)

A clear blue sky reminds me of Lance. The ocean reminds me of Lance. A random dog reminds me of Lance.

Why is everything reminding me of Lance???

-Keith

i grabbed it off the streets it looked sad

There's... There's another cat in the manor? When did we get another one?

lemme just go get some tissues to mop up the pool of snot and tears coming out of my eyes and nose

Excuse me while I sneeze 30 times in a row…

*peeks head through the shadows* can i have some?

-alex, child of persephone and one of the best fighters/strategists (besides the athena cabin) at camp

Daddd I wanna sit with youuuu

I’m a bit busy but i guess you can.

THATS ARTWORK???????????? I DONT WEAR GLASSES BUT THATS BETTER THAN MY VISION WHAT THE SHIT

Jet Le Parti - Sketch 9 / Marionette's Dagger (2024)

Genre: Experimental, neoclassical, ambient

Cover artwork by: L.S. Toy

Published: Base 36. 2024

NO

has anyone made the joke that the fates were knitting socks bc luke got cold feet or