Do NOT Feed The Reddit Refugees!!!

Live your dreams dude

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

I'm very very insanely sad now

I thought you could just type green and it turned into the the color green then found out you have to go and change the color yourself

Hey guys, cool new trick i found

Green

happy 34th birthday Good Omens <3

I love Photoshop class

Best thing about this is that my name is Sam so I can send this to people when I'm upset

I love Neil Gaiman -

-but Jesus christ, Coraline gave me vicious nightmares as a child and I haven't quite forgiven him yet

WTF TREEE TRUNKS DIE FROM HER APPLE NOO

Wtfff whyyhy

I wanna cry broo

All these puns are so punny that I think I might die and that would be a puntastrophe

deeply weird that you can realize "oh actually this socially constructed gender fits my internal identity better than the socially constructed gender I was assigned by default" and people will be like "no u can't do that, you've got the wrong organs"

#yesss this so much

I cannot stress enough to Tumblr staff that they do not need to change the site. Do not try to be like Twitter. Do not try to be like Reddit. Do not alter how this site works.

Tumblr will be the most popular social media site if they continue letting all these other sites implode