1. I’m Like Three Different Flavors Of Hispanic But Cannot For The Life Of Me Speak Spanish

Soon. (Doesn't elaborate)

(Also hiiiiiiii)

you say soon on the Ides of March?

IM BANNING YOU FROM THE KITCHEN, YOU LOSE YOUR KNIFE PRIVILEGES

This officially doesn’t apply to me ;)

Siblings

OKAY I AM LIKE ONE FOOT IN THE CHONNYS FIVE-WORDS-THAT-START-WITH-C MUSIC SERIES THING FANDOM BUT CAN SOMEONE PLEASE tell me what the Juno Incident™️ is?

Fuck I’m so sleep deprived I was genuinely convinced for a sec that Deadpool and Wolverine ACTUALLY fucked in the movie

See kids this is why you gotta remember to separate fiction from reality

oh god Ive gotten too comfortable, i need to chill with the posts lmao

Hey so I didn’t get tagged but hello!!

@the-canid-crew @apthepotat @shrogking /nf :]

Tagged by @anatargmova ✨

1. do this picrew

2. do this uquiz

3. tag people

LOVE the validation from this uquiz lmao <3 was definitely expecting to get called out but instead it was like youre actually so sexy and cool

Tagging:

@lovewithoutresin @speaknowbuckley @bibellebibuck @joshrussosbff

(no pressure to do this ofc! ^^)

Soot

(In which I have yet to make an actual ref drawing, so here are mostly-accurate soot-y artworks)

And its character sheet <3

(featuring Ashlyn and Mystery!)

I present:

The Color Wheel Trend, with my OCs

And with names!

It is absolutely guaranteed that I will talk about these bastards (affectionate), but until then?

art dump (:

~ Val

“Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.”

“The youth is the hope of our future.”

I think a lot of us accidentally took youth for granted. But when we tried to enjoy it, we were ridiculed and forced to grow up.

Especially those that surpassed the age of “child,” even just barely, felt the pressure when they attempted to truly enjoy their childhood by being “childish.”

So rebel.

Go color a coloring book. Solve a book of puzzles. Sleep in a bed of plushies. Go outside and just lay in the grass for a while. Play that game your parents never let you. Take that class you’ve always wanted to. Watch that show you think is interesting even though everyone calls childish—hell, watch it BECAUSE it’s childish; let spite fuel you!

Play, learn, explore—return to that state of simplicity, imagination, and wonder.

As long as it doesn’t harm yourself or anyone else, be a child. Take back your childhood, if even for a few minutes :)

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

Askgstlj thank you everyone for all the love for my Dukecietweek day one 💙💙

Anyhow, here

@dukeceit-week-2024 Day Two:

🚙 Road trip/Roadkill 🐿️

(pspsp @imnotgrimimjustagrumpyreaper , @dukeceitweek )

“I think I’ll name him… ✨Stefan✨”

“Sounds lovely, dear.”

PSA: don’t. don’t pick up roadkill with your bare hands lmao

Unedited version and Notes under the cut!

Unedited version

Unimportant notes that I just wanted to share and details I wanted to point out :))

- Janus summoned a third arm

- Janus is using said third arm to hold Remus’ (bloody) hand

- Remus braided Janus’ hair!! (That’s why it’s messy)

- Remus almost jumped out of the car to grab ‘Stefan’

- Stefan is a horribly mangled up squirrel (roadkill)

- Janus also might have purposefully ran it over so Remus would have a toy and stop swatting at the steering wheel

- Janus wears a seatbelt. Remus does not

- Janus is a safe driver, look at him, he’s looking at his boyfriend/husband/creature through the mirror instead of fully turning :)) (would absolutely be speeding quicker than Flash himself)

- Janus has blood on him because he couldn’t resist helping Remus (though those are his only pair of gloves…)

- Remus has canonically worn those shorts (at least in Thomas’ photoshoots)

- remus get your fucking feet OFF of the dashboar

- I was originally gonna make them driving away from cops (“your honor, they’re boyfriends”)