Time family AU
Doctor - dad
Doctor who
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Kaya - mom
Oc
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Logan & Peter Parker
Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman
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Tony Stark & Bruce waine
Marvel - Dc
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John wick
John wick
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Eddie Brock
Marvel
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Dean Winchester
Supernatural
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Mycroft Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
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Sam winchester
Supernatural
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Jake Peralta
Brooklyn 99
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Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn
Dc
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Steve Harrington
Stranger things
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Harry Potter
Harry potter
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Scott McCall & Thomas
Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe
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Malicia/rogue
Marvel
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Percy Jackson
Percy Jackson
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Jenny
Doctor who
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Mom and Dad compilation
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Doctor : I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.
Kaya : And I need you to be less vague and weird.
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Doctor : Honey, is that legal?
Kaya : When there's no cops around, anything's legal!
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Kaya, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Doctor!12 : A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
Kaya :
Kaya : Water you doing?
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Police Officer : You have the right to remain silent.
Doctor : I choose to waive that right!
Doctor : *screaming*
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Kaya : So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Doctor and not do the thing,
Kaya : Well there’s a clear right answer here.
Kaya : *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*
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Doctor, to Kaya : Well, one of us has to be wrong and it’s not going to be me.
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Doctor : Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?
Kaya : All the time.
Doctor : Then you should be used to it by now.
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Kaya : I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.
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Doctor : Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk.
Kaya : Go the fuck to sleep Doctor.
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Kaya : Everyone has a toxic trait. Except my husband, they’re perfect.
Doctor : Wrong! My toxic trait is how badly I want to domesticate a raccoon!
Lisa's First Crime
*Lisa and Snart looking at a locked gate into a park*
Kid Lisa : Aw. :(
Snart : You know what they say.
Lisa : Lenny Please don’t-
Snart : BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*
Lisa : Frick-
Claire : Well, has Castiel been wrong before?
Dean : How wide are we willing to open this up?
My man been doing some bad things :/
But I still love him <3
Tony : No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Rhodey : Your life?
Tony : I- well yes, but-
#He tries :')
#poor baby
You got me back on my Superflarrow Siblings (what I call Kara, Oliver, and Barry) bullsh*t - WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??? :P:P:P
Kara : Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?
Oliver : I gotta give you credit, Barry. You make it look easy.
Barry : Years of practice.
Come back to the dark side ;)
Erica : You don't think I can fight because of my gender!
Dustin : I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress!!! For what it's worth, I don't think Steve can fight in that dress either!
Steve : Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.
Robin : you would, but I also think you can beats their russian ass in a wedding dress.
Steve : Aww thanks Robs!
He would look nice in a wedding dress 🙏
Lisa : Kiss, Marry, kill : Cisco, Caitlin, and Barry!
Snart : Kill Cisco, kill Caitlin, and...
Snart :
Snart : Marry Barry.
Snart : *Look at Barry with eyes full of intent*
Barry : ...Yes...
Cisco whispering : What the hell just happened?
Caitlin whispering back : I- I think they just got engaged?
Cisco : Finally, after 40 hours awake I understood the formula!
Caitlin : You were awake for 40 hours?! Cisco, that ain't healthy.
Barry : No it was 56 hours. I counted.
Cisco : No, see, the first 16 hours don't count because I would have been awake anyways.
Barry : Makes sense.
Caitlin : No the fuck it doesn't!
Caitlin : Wait a damn minute. What do you mean you counted? Barry? How long have you been awake?
Barry awake for 62 hours : this ain't about me.
Caitlin awake for 72 hours : GO TO BED!
*at an mission*
Barry : Can you carry me on your back, like you did with Caitlin?!
Mick : I don't think Snart would like that.
Barry : *pouts*
*Later*
Barry : *Getting carried by Mick*
Snart : What the hell??
Mick : What was I supposed to do? Say no???
Lisa : you know, Lenny, a lot of the tension between you and Flash could be solved if you just took him out.
Snart : you mean like a date or murder?
Lisa : ...
Snart : because I'm prepared to do both.