The reason Bruce Wayne decided to dress all the Robin’s in such bright colors (fucking traffic light) was so he didn’t lose them in the dark streets of Gotham. He knew that he scared the crap out of people by coming out of the darkness, and Dick was already a menace to society…. You couldn’t have him sneaking up on people without warning.
Hehehe cats
There are three breeds of cat:
Chonk
Goblin
Yeah that looks like a cat
Every thanksgiving they have a game they play all through November called the turkey hunt basically whichever titan catches the turkey wins. It’s not a normal turkey…. It's beast boy. They have to catch him while he’s transformed into a turkey which leads to lots of chaos with them all being highly trained. Beast boy has to become a turkey for at least three or more hours and that time could be split into whatever increments he wants. So you get all the titans chasing after a green turkey. The JLA had to put the game on pause during meetings as Beast boy tried to hide behind Superman and he got body slammed by all the titans sending him along with the titans through at least three floors.
Already seeing people on tiktok saying “I still hate trump but he ate with this one” like … babes … you just got propagandized … that’s literally exactly what he created this situation in the hopes you would say …
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Original comic by Rasenth
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Clone: I was never my own person, I’m just a copy of someone I’ve never met there was no love put into building me
Robot: someone wanted to make me. I’m my own being, I was made by someone who cared
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
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you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
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you fall into ice
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you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
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