Also Beau Brummel Got In Terrible Debt And Had To Flee The Country, And Died In Paris, Of Syphilis. So

the year is 2019

I have realized something about Sans Undertale. please look at these screenshots under the cut in the order I have arranged them

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Do non-americans realize that the United States is literally just a bunch of countries in a trench coat that agreed to be semi-nice to each other in order to sneak into the Big Boy Club? Because let’s be honest that’s just what the USA is

here have 10 pieces of writing advice that have stuck with me over the years

every character’s first line should be an introduction to who they are as a person

even if you only wrote one sentence on a really bad day, that’s still one sentence more than you had yesterday

exercise restraint when using swear words and extra punctuation in order for them to pack a punch when you do use them

if your characters have to kiss to show they’re in love, then they’re not in love

make every scene interesting (or make every scene your favorite scene), otherwise your readers will be just as bored as you

if you’re stuck on a scene, delete the last line you wrote and go in a different direction, or leave in brackets as placeholders

don’t compare your first draft to published books that could be anywhere from 3rd to 103rd drafts

i promise you the story you want to tell can fit into 100k words or less

sometimes the book isn’t working because it’s not ready to be written or you’re not ready to write it yet; let it marinate for a bit so the idea can develop as you become a better writer

a story written in chronological order takes a lot more discipline and is usually easier to understand than a story written with flashbacks

This is the list of facts of Faustisse’s latest stream …which for some reason I cant watch :’v (maybe ‘cause I live in Narnia). Thanks to @kiddoryder ​ and “Hazbin Hotel Italia” on facebook (cool group!) who helped me to get the facts.

1.    The thumbnail’s pic is the Von Eldritch family’s dining room table

2.    All the comics are prequels  

3.    There are estimated dates for the comics. For Charlie’s comic: October, for Angel Dust’s comic: this month and for Alastor’s comic: MAYBE next month.  

4.    Lucifer’s heavily involved in Charlie’s prequel comic

5.    Lucifer’s backstory will be explained only in the show, not the comics

6.    Faust gave the names of the whole Von Eldritch family. The son is Seviathan (Charlie’s ex), the daughter is Hellsa (Charlie’s rival), the father Frederick and the mother Bethesa.  

7.    Velvet is the craziest of the Vs group, being Vox and Val the more level headed

8.    Lucifer has wings

9.    Lucifer doesnt cooks cause his idea of “cooking” is carnival food

10.  Alastor isn’t planning to be an overlord he doesn’t desire power (*gasp*)

11.  What happened to Vaggie’s eye is a spoiler (I think whoever hurt her, did it with an angel weapon, otherwise her eye would have regenerated by now).

12.  Vaggie doesn’t have other friends besides Charlie

13.  Lucifer and Lilith are loyal to each other and they love each other very much

14.  Husk is tall but not as tall as Angel

15.  Vox was in his 30-40s when he died

16.  Lucifer is the most powerful overlord

17.  Stolas isn’t as strong as he seems

18.  Sir Pentious might have a son (*gasp* x2)

19.  Angel Dust’s comic was supposed to be finished and posted last year but “something happened”.

20.  Valentino is 3 meters tall

21.   Lucifer loves his family immensely but he’s not a good father

(link in the source of the post, although Im afraid only a few countries are able to watch the video, maybe Faust will reupload it later idk)

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

I love “how do you do math?” questions. Here’s how my brain does it:

How about you guys?