venti: how is the prettiest person in the world feeling today? *smirk*
xiao: i don’t know, how are you?
venti:
venti: aJDKDJDGSJSKLFHDKLS
xiao: ...
venti: sorry i dropped my mouth.
albedo and his little sister klee, terror of fish and destroyer of worlds
What if when zhongli got cold, he would turn back into his dragon form and go into hibernation?
Bonus half dragon zhongli because hims still cold:
jean: diluc, are you opposed to joining the traditional ritual we have to do for ludi harpastum?
diluc: does the church not have enough people?
jean: most of the sisters are busy. we're still missing one person, and sister rosaria volunteered because she said it "sounds like a cult".
diluc: so... just take her. why do you need me?
jean: diluc, please. we need someone who can actually pronounce barbatos' name.
rosaria, in the distance: BARSIBATOS MY LORD
Chongyun’s hangout event made me feel like I was…intruding on something.
You touch his kids, his meteor touches you
tbh with genshin impact i can either go into extreme detail about my party setup and builds and absolute technical bullshit or i can cry over some stupid ship between characters that have like 2 vaguely homosexual sounding voicelines abt eachother and that is all
honorable mention: the two characters in question r featured together in one (1) scene of one (1) official promo video
You’re immortal and have passed the ‘hero’ phase centuries ago. You enter a small corner shop one day to find it is owned by your millennia-old arch-nemesis. You really, really need milk though.