This Is Amazing! I Especially Love The Fact That She Used Her Quirk To Help Restore The Flora In Different

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Have you ever been to earth?

On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You’re an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.

And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.

And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.

What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.

I just want a burrito.

In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.

UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:

A fucking fork?

I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.

If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.

That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.

Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.

A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.

People eat burritos with forks?

God is sorry he made us.

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Fuyumi: So why are you grounded?

Natsuo: Well you know how I’m growing up and you said my voice sounded like Dad’s?

Fuyumi: Yeah?

Natsuo: I decided to play a prank and yell “SHOUTOOOO” every so often, and it took Dad and Shouto eight times of Shouto coming to find him to figure out what happened.

Enji: No, Natsuo, that’s not why you’re grounded. The reason is that after all this, you went outside and yelled “Prominence Burn,” and the police had to evacuate the whole neighborhood.

Fuyumi: Natsuo!

Enji: HOW is my son worse than Present Mic?!

I’m coming up with a new character rn and I need suggestions

This is her

Here’s what I have for who she is so far,

Name: Mila Hart

Age: teenager? Young adult?

Height: 5’9?

Hair color and length: dark brown, shoulder length

Eye color: dark brown

Sexuality: lesbian

Pronouns: she/her

Fandom: unknown

Now everything with question marks is undecided and I need your help with, same with what fandom. My friends aren’t much help

My questions are,

How tall should she be? Should I stick with five nine or make her taller, or shorter?

How old should she be? This will be important especially if she ends up in the mha fandom because if she’s older she’d be a hero and if she’s younger she’d be a student

And what fandom should I put her in? The options are

My Hero Academia

Percy Jackson

My Ourobouros world

Or

Dungeon Meshi

I don’t actually have any ocs in dunmeshi so I kinda wanna put her there?

Also completely unrelated and I will not give you the answer for until later but

this is for Himiko’s backstory :)

Forgot to show an image of the main singers they were amazing!

Look em all so gorgeous

Just attended the Bellingham Pride Anthems show and had a blast!

This right here was so much fun! It was a concert with these three amazing singers who sung some of the best lgbtq songs in history along with telling important moments in lgbtq history!

And all that’s amazing but the two best parts were,

When my little sister was dancing she was brought to the front by one of the singers and got to dance with him!

Along with the fact that fucking James Cameron Mitchell was there!! The James Cameron Mitchell showed up on stage multiple times singing!!

Made my week honestly I had the funnest time there.

You know those "if this gets 50k notes I'll xyz"? I don't believe in those. Because I could say something crazy like: if this gets 20k notes, I'll write my next book. And then it'll get zero notes. I do not believe.

hello beloveds ☺️

This

If this gets 5,000 notes (excluding comments so you can’t spam) I’ll post recordings of myself performing as plankton in SpongeBob the musical

This screenshot sums up their relationship perfectly: Endeavor yelling for no particular reason and Shouto offended by his very existence.

Let’s

If this gets 5,000 notes (excluding comments so you can’t spam) I’ll post recordings of myself performing as plankton in SpongeBob the musical