First Kiss- Compress Can Compress Me SWEET JESUS!!!!!🥵

Zeus kept it on his pants compared to his brother my gods🤣🤣🤣

It’s funny how Zeus gets all the blame for being the ultimate father of mythology, with people constantly saying things like, “If only Zeus had kept it in his pants!” Meanwhile, Poseidon and Heracles have left a trail of children across Greece that makes Zeus look almost restrained. But here’s the thing—Zeus gets the bad reputation because he’s king. When the ruler messes up, everyone talks about it.

His affairs were grand, dramatic, and often involved transformations, so they stuck in people’s minds. Poseidon, on the other hand, had just as many (if not more) flings, but he doesn’t get the same criticism—probably because he wasn’t in charge of Olympus. And then there’s Heracles, who was basically speedrunning fatherhood between every one of his labors, but since he’s a hero and not a god, people just shrug it off. It’s a classic case of holding the one in power to higher (or just louder) standards, while the others slip under the radar.

I want this in real life!!!!

This is so pure 😭

Yo, he is so happy that there is a cookie that looks like him

Dinosaur Behaviors Pt. 1

As the title says, I have a few hypothesis in Dinosaur's behaviors (Note that these are not facts as we don't really have any per say) and that they might be more similar to modern animals then we think. If they were to somehow enter the modern age, there would be carnage, but also similarities. At least, I believe so. Here are some of them if you're interested.

TYRANNOSAURUS REX

It would probably chase you if you ran away from it, which would ultimately lead to death either way due to the length of its legs and the measurements taken in strides. Plus, we add in how fast it could have ran. It had ball joints in the hips which means it could turn and swivel pretty easily, given its size might I add. If it was looking at you, don't be mistaken and think it's vision was based on movement. It is indeed LOOKING AT YOU.

It probably had the prey instinct like most predators such as Lions, Tigers, and Bears OH MY. If you ran, not only would it catch up, but it would indeed see you as PREY. Also, you couldn't make yourself look bigger like you could with most modern day predators. They were intelligent creatures and would think that you are a potential meal, especially if there was more than one of you. I don't believe it would waste its energy or time trying to sneak up on just one person as that would not reach its needed calorie intake. Unless of course, it was a juvenile Tyrannosaurus.

A juvenile Tyrannosaurus would definitely consider you as food. You would be the perfect size to satisfy its hunger until it finds something more substantial to eat. It was also most likely much faster than their adult counterparts, not to mention that they would probably have much sharper teeth. Not to mention that they would be learning how to hunt properly. So, if you would somehow escape the first time, they would most likely formulate a new strategy to get you. Not like a person would plan per say, but they would find a new formation and strategy to use to make sure that you couldn't.

More importantly, they most likely did not hunt alone. Whether adult or juvenile, there was more success in numbers. And I believe that the Tyrannosaurus Rex would understand this concept, especially after a certain number of failed attempts. Even though their prey was not huge compared to them in most cases, there was the chance of injury along with the high chance of death.

I l99k g99d in a suit

suit Kankri

Ya don't like it? Then get out

Me when my friends or crush go away for a while

Lil welcome home thing. hanzo was off helping genji with something and cowboy missed him

kofi

First kiss- I. AM. GOING. TO. JAIL🚔🚔🚔🚔

Best Friend- He would not be able to stand me PERIODT😌💅

Enemy- Bitch, I will still beat YOUR ASS😡🤬

Ex Lover- See😖 he dumped my annoying ass

One Night Stand- Who the fuck is you🤔

Lover- Get THE FUCK back i do not FUCK with blood🖕🖕🖕🖕

#1 Fan- I cant remember your name dude😅

Betrayed by- I am not easily offended..........but😧

Saved By- Sadly he'd regret saving my sorry ass🤪

I love how fucking Reptile is already inflating an acid bubble

when kitana said in mk:sm that reptile and mileena are inseparable all i could think was this…

THEY FUCKING WADDLE😭😭😭😭

not to be excessive but Bulbasaur in the new detective pikachu trailer is the most beautiful creature i’ve ever witnessed ??