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Destiny 2 in a Nutshell

Speaker: The City is the safest place in the Milky Way. Thanks to the Traveler nothing can hurt us!

Ghaul: Hold my beer…

I Write Sins not Ishtar Tragedies

Oh, well imagine, 

As I'm pacing the floor of this Vault corridor

And I can't help but hear,

No, I can't help but hear my Ghost's word

So much wonderful knowledge

"So much wonderful knowledge" said my little light to me

"And yes, but what a shame,

what a shame that the fallen has followed us in."

I CHIME IN WITH A

"HAVEN'T YOU GHOSTS EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE VAULT DOOR!!!"

"Really? Did ya hear the one about some Eala chick? The blue bunny startled a Stormcaller from behind her buddy. It took weeks for the static cling to get out of him, even after the revive!" "Yeah, I know that one. She was planning it out for weeks. She knew that one was jumpy and learned his daily routine JUST to prank them both. She was really laying on the hunters-hide-good trope too. Tailed him all the way to the bathroom door. That poor exo though. He's still twitching after a month in. At least he's not a low key magnet anymore."

CONCEPT

“Surprise Accidental Vaporization” being a common reasons for why Guardians are killed and revived at the Tower and elsewhere, particularly when another Guardian startles or scares a Warlock.

Imagine:

“Oh, yeah, Dani. She got vaporized again. Yeah, she jumped out and yelled ‘DANI!’ to a Sunsinger. Poor guy was so scared he turned Dani to ashes in an instant.”

Just a test post to see if my post button is fixed

Tonight’s special consists of made to order Tai Kwon Do tournament mouth guards. Wish me luck tomorrow folks!

Edit: IT LIVES!

Dear Guardian,

Times are trying indeed. The powers at be, the difficulties we face in the city. Our Light is truly challenged in this new age where the Darkness grows. But support us, and we will support you.  This is the day that we have waited for – our greatest moments are yet to come. Our finest hour draws near. Our collected Light brings down a great force thundering at our feet as we walk through the Darkness. Our own light, shining brighter than the Travlers Light. Our own light, is our own. And all our light shines as strongly as the Light of the Traveler.  Let us share our resolve, this is the day. Our world needs a great Defender,  And that is us.  We need you Guardian.  For emotional support please join this discord chatroom, Guardian support group

The Dawn of the most Dysfunctional Fireteam Ever

It was a beautiful day. The sun was shining and the birds were letting forth their serenade. A curious hunter was walking to a lesser trafficked part of the tower to investigate a poster he saw in the main entrance. Ok, lesser trafficed was an understatement. It was almost deserted when Xur didn’t visit! He saw a titan standing next to a statue where they were supposed to meet.

(Hunter) Hey, I saw your poster. “Titan in need of a fire teaaa…” What in the world is HE doing here?

(Warlock) Hey! I’m doing the same as you, you idiotic dull-blade!

(Hunter) WHAT DID YOU JUST STAY BLANKET BACK!

(Warlock) I SAID I’M DOING THE SAME A-(Stranger) ENOUGH!

A lovely female titan walks out of the nearby bar.

(Stranger Titan) You boys can save that for the enemy. Now, as long as you two won’t break anything, come in and let’s discuss the upcoming raid.

The two smitten men stared at the retreating beauty before glancing back to the other titan by the statue. The lonely striker only shrugged his shoulders as they glared at each other and proceeded into the bar…

{Hope you enjoy my little spark of inspiration! I know it’s not the greatest, but it’s mine and I’m proud. Cya later fellow guardians!}

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

you’ve been blessed by a rare double spinmetal sighting, seen only once every 222 years

reblog in the next 10 seconds for good luck

ignore and your rng will suck for all of eternity

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

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