Man I Love Dragon Fruit

so this is a half-joking request but can i req a vox x reader who watches skibidi toilet and uses gen alpha slang LMFAO also just in case you don't know gen alpha slang but it's like the 'caseoh fanum tax ohio mogus livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk' things can you make it fluff hcs?? i just thought this would be funny asf lol (idk what to do for the relationship thing you can make it romantic, platonic, familial, literally anything i cant think of anything rn) alright tysm in advance i hope you have a good day :D - (can i be gyatt anon)

Vox x Gen alpha having humour! Reader

A/n: Never did I ever think I’d be writing headcanons with vox that involve SKIBIDI TOLIET. This is humiliating…………. I’m doing it (And sure you can be gyat anon 😭)

Warnings: gen alpha slang/j, you’re also a crusty little iPad kid lol so this is familial

Fluff✔️ Comfort❌ Angst❌ Smut❌

📺☆ The first time you ever used gen alpha slang around Vox he was… very confused to say the least.

📺☆ I mean, this guy literally died in the 1950’s bro would have ZERO clue what you’re talking about 😭🙏

📺☆ but he’d probably laugh at how dumb what you’re saying sounds sometimes

📺☆ Like who are these people? Who is caseoh?? Livvy Dunne??? Baby gronk???? Might ask Velvette if she knows about it to try and understand you better

📺☆ She’d probably end up laughing at him. Especially after she was informed you told him he has “zero rizz” (Radiosilence is so funny to me lmfaoo)

📺☆ Tell him about “skibidi toliet” lore and he’d disintegrate on the spot.

📺☆ I can’t stop imaging reader as like... an iPad kid Vox scooped up off the street after an extermination or something and brought back to the Vee tower. (Haven’t figured out the logistics as to how this would go down though)

📺☆ Originally he wasn’t gonna keep you but one thing led to another and now you’re basically his kid lol

📺☆ And as much as you confuse him and the other Vees with your sense of humour and the slang you use, they still love you ♡

📺☆ Oh and if you headcanon that they’re a polyamorous couple?? Congrats, now you have THREE parents (Highly dysfunctional ones yeah.. but still parents)

𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐞, 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 ◟( ˃̶͈◡ ˂̶͈ )◞

ᯓ★ 𝐣𝐮𝐧𝐚𝐛𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐲

"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

𝐒𝗍𝗂ᥣᥣ 𝗌𝖾α𝗋𝖼ɦ𝗂𐓣𝗀?

depression stamps,,,? um.... yeah... dont @ me.....

Hi, would you be willing to make south park main 5 character blinkies? (ex. kyle fan)

I shall give you a silly cat for your efforts: ฅ≽(•⩊ •マ≼

Aaawwhwh he so cuuute =^◕⩊◕^= #1 cat emoticon enjoyer btw and yesyes!!

South Park season 27 is coming out soon and I'm gnawing at the bars of my enclosure waiting for it I'm SOEXCITED!!!!!!

Main 5 + Craig cuz I love him, my gay son 💙💙

I found the lil pixel dudes here and here btw !!

Happy 29th Birthday ₊˚⭐️

⊹₊⟡⋆🍮⭐️ Pompompurin!⭐️🍮⋆⟡₊⊹ :*:·\(￣▽￣)/·:*·°★*　

Ticci toby headcannons

possible trigger warnings for axes, blood, cuts, bruises, and murder. not descriptive, just mentioned.

-Toby rarely cleans his axes, They have months of old blood and dirt caked on to them.

-I don’t believe that toby is this “smol bean” “wittle guy” or wtv people make him out to be. He’s a grown man that has murdered people, let’s keep it real (sorry lol)

-Toby sticks to himself and occasionally opens up to masky or hoodie, but keeping the details to a minimum.

-When Jeff is bored he’ll tease toby on his stutter but gets quickly shut down when Toby threatens him.

-His favorite food is pot roast, it reminds him of when his mother cooked it.

-He hates, like HATES, beans. He can’t stand the texture and smell. no matter how they are cooked, who cooked them, or what they are cooked in, don’t dare to offer him any. He’ll give you the most disgusted look ever.

“Uhm… no thanks..” He says with evident disgust plastered on his face

-He’s rarely at the manor. He’s always out doing something. Missions or just random side things he wants to go on.

-His room is neat, just cluttered. He probably collects rocks and stones he likes and has them in a little wooden box from hobby lobby or smth.

-He has a backup axe that’s propped up in his room with a cover over the blade.

-i say back up, but it’s really an axe he was gifted and is too scared to ruin because it has beautiful carvings on the wood. It was a gift from Ben.

-He’s very experienced with weapons. over the years masky and hoodie have taught him things about them, in exchange he’s taught them his strategies.

-speaking of strategies. He’s mastered masking his tics and in the process mastered his stealth, it’s hard to be sneaky when you have a tic disorder.

-Toby loves nature and staying out late. He finds the empty nights calming and it’s his therapy, being able to be alone in a calming environment.

-He always has a lighter in his pocket, He’ll take it out sometimes to fidget with it, lighting it then shutting the cap and repeating, He runs through lighters quickly because of it. He stays draining the fluid. eventually he bought a can of lighter fluid for when he kills his lighter again.

꒷꒦꒷ 𝚂𝚊𝚗𝚛𝚒𝚘 𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚜!!! ꒷꒦꒷

𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚟 𝚂𝚊𝚗𝚛𝚒𝚘 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜... 𝙷𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 "#𝟷 𝚏𝚊𝚗" 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 =^◕⩊◕^= ⋆˚ 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ 𝚁𝚎𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐 + 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚞𝚜𝚎!! ✿∘༄

( ˶°ㅁ°) !!

Okay worddd????? The themed ones are my favourites to do anyways (IM NOT GONNA STOP DOING THE RANDOM ONES 😭😭 BUT!!!! I'm gonna prioritize themed ones :3)