Thought This Was Gonna Tell Me To Caramelise My Dansen

*to the tune of starships*

I'm on the floor floor,

I've had a stroke.

I’m on fire and in horrible pain but I can’t turn the heat down or the shower will think I’m weak

Me: So I’d like my hair cut to here if that’d be ok

Hairdresser: [pointing at a wildly different place] About to here then?

Me: Yes of course! Thank you

Georg - first g like a j and last g like a guh (like Spiders Georg)

I tried to close Tumblr and THIS JUST KEEPS PLAYING WITHOUT CEASE OR RESPITE

Every time someone replays one of my snaps I instantly think I accidentally sent them a picture of a dead body or something

My submission for the poll against the giraffe I actually wanted to win in the first round just perfect

Giraffe Girumble - Round 1 - A

Propaganda below (May contain spoilers!)

Kaku propaganda:

He's a black ops government assassin who can transform into a giraffe or a human-giraffe hybrid that is really angular for some reason. He fights using two swords and wind blades shot from his feet, but giraffes have four feet, so he can shoot wind blades from all four limbs. He can also become a cube. And suck in his neck to fire his head forward like a cannon, his nose like a square-shaped cannonball. Or suck in his neck to make his legs longer, like a pasta machine.

My guy took one of the most esoteric devil fruit power and figured out how to fight effectively with it in a matter of hours. A legend. He can become a giraffe cube.

A professional assassin and government agent, ate the fruit that gave him the ability to turn into a giraffe. Due to Kaku's personal anatomical peculiarity, he turns into a square giraffe (technically, a parallelepiped) a good swordsman who quickly learned to use the giraffe form for his fighting style. However, because he only became a giraffe a few hours ago, he is still not very good at it, which makes him miss funny. in his next appearance, he is a complete professional at transformations. AND AFTER HIS TEAM LOST TO THE MAIN CHARACTER'S TEAM, HE AND HIS PARTNERS WORKED AT A TRAMPOLINE RIDE AND HE RODE CHILDREN ON HIS NECK TO RAISE MONEY FOR THE BOSS'S TREATMENT.

Queer Giraffe propaganda:

They just stand around all day eating and not mating, prime examples of lesbian|gay giraffe solidarity.

ROUND 2, MATCH 20

NO MAGIC, POWERS, WEAPONS, OR ADDITIONAL HELP FROM OTHERS

You, the Voter:

“I don't know you, what do you think?”

Miss Piggy:

“She has kicked every ass she's ever fought with a karate chop. She can literally bend steel bars. She would fight and she would WIN.”

“She can kick ass, honestly - and look good while doing it. ”

“She is the queen of everything!!!!”

“She's a girlboss”

“shes the realest person here in my heart. realer than ted cruz”

“She'd rip them to pieces lmao”

Tagging this with gay fandoms sorry

There's currently a European proposition to ban conversion practice in Europe

If you're European please sigh it

If you're not please reblog

eci.ec.europa.eu

European Citizens' Initiative

Give your support !

Regarding my last post on the subject:

ok at this point I'm mildly curious so i wanna ask