Haymitch Being All "I'm An Ally" And Clerk Carmine Being All "you're A Loser" Lol

EXCEPT FOR THE FUCKING GAZA SCAMS THOUGH... you've got to be a special kind of shit to profit off of people's suffering and others' gullibility... smh 🤦

Re-blog if you're accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything

I can't believe that this shit has to be said in the year of 2023 but if you have nothing positive to say about any ship then stay the fuck out of their tag.

i am "asian"

i am the force of asianity

People say “I don’t ship Zutara because if Zuko and Katara got married, Katara would end up like this” and then they describe exactly how Katara ended up after she married Aang

who is there in the universe that can behold my countenance, dark with frowns, and surrounded by my blazing hair, and not tremble? ― Vishnu Purana

badass quote for zuko fr

also vishnu is the protector of the universe btw

why are you EVERYWHERE

A story about a boy who wore his movie fandom on his head.

my favorite kind of straight ships are the ones that feel gay

so i was online and saw some insatiable freaks (jk love you guys) thinking about the next hunger games book ALREADY. Because, it's clear to us now that it's not just one main serie or one main series and an antagonistic prequel. no. suzanne is diving in depth to various aspects of dictatorship and dystopia, all centered around this world in Panem

it'll be a few years before she even thinks of releasing another hunger games book but i think something like a plutarch one makes the most sense, or something exploring what's outside the districts in some way. I honestly thought on some level THAT was going to be what sunrise on the reaping was about, how the capitol utilized propaganda to hide the rest of the outside world because we were hinted at that in thg and tbosas. I would absolutely love one switching perspectives (which we've never seen!) between 1st and 3rd, and between plutarch and some like long lost rebel from before the dark days (if only).

Because it's really, really obvious that there was/is some level of contact with an outside world even after the collapse of civilization that apparently only left Panem intact. I'll reblog later with my full theory and all of my evidence because i have quite a lot of evidence and a pretty strong theory if i do say so myself

Y'ALL CHAPTER 3&4 ARE OUT!!!

"Dear Master Katara. I have to say, I did not picture receiving a letter from you under these conditions.

My nephew is a good man now. You and I know he will make a good Firelord. Even the people know.

The Fire Sages are an integral part of the Fire Nation’s constitution. Without them and their support, a coronation is impossible. It seems to me as though the best solution is, regrettably, what my niece not so tastefully informed you of a few days ago.

You would be coronated privately first, of course. Then Zuko’s coronation and your wedding in one.

This marriage will have to be final. The only way the people will accept is through a picture painted of love, not of strategy. The people of the Fire Nation are great romantics.

I advise you to find yourself. It depends on whether or not you are willing, Katara. My nephew will accept the agreement. That, I am sure of.

Your uncle and your wellwisher,

Iroh

Would he sign himself away to her for life? Pretend to be in love with her under the condition that he could rule and fix this slowly fracturing nation, held together by years of iron-fisted torture and greed?"

<<excerpt from chapter 4>>

and yes coronation and wedding is next chapter

debating on smut though

check it out!!!!!!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61792147/chapters/159557773

alr alr so hear me out in the agni kai vs azula TECHNICALLY katara was the one to defeat azula and TECHNICALLY the stakes for that agni kai were becoming firelord so...

WHAT IF

HEAR ME OUT

KATARA HAD TO BE THE FIRELORD AND ZUKO HAS TO MARRY HER IN A MARRIAGE OF CONVENIENCE TO BECOME THE FIRELORD AGHHHHH

pls someone write this fanfic or else point me to it if it already exists or i'll have to write it myself

ok thank you for coming to my ted talk.