I Hope You Get Consumed By It

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What if I procrastinate leaving school, though?

it's my last day of school tmrw what the fuck 😭😭

For you. As a treat.

I need someone to animate Astarion singing ‘Lay all your love on me’ but the cover by Brian David Gilbert. I need this, carnally.

I haven’t talked about this but I need to:

So, I played BG3 when it was in pre-release for Mac, and I wasn’t very well-versed in all the characters. I was only aware of the four main (Gale, Astarion, Shadowheart and Lae’zel). I don’t even know if Karlach was around when I first started playing.

But when it fully re-leased and I could play it for real, I decided to just recreate my pre-release Tav for my full game…

Y’know.

A barbarian tiefling with an undercut on one side and red skin.

Who, I originally drew as having one horn half chipped off.

Y’know.

Exactly like Karlach?

And then when I encountered Karlach and realised, oh damn, she’d be fun to date?

I couldn’t.

Because I travel with my most important people and having two barbarian teiflings seemed like a waste.

So, I had to silently suffer as I made it through the acts, and ended up making an entire new character with the same actions as my original, just to seduce Karlach and have her on my team.

It was copper sulphate

I SUCCEEDED IN MY LIFE DREAM: DRINKING COPPER SULFATE

(disclaimer: it wasn't copper sulfate, it was just blue)

@immadeofgranite

WHEN DID THEY TAKE IT

give harley quinn back her stupid little hat with the stupid little bells you bastards

Patton: *makes a moose sound*

Thomas: Patton, I’m-

Patton: *louder moose sound with hand antlers*

Logan: Did you factor in the antlers?

Thomas: I’m factoring them in as we speak!

Logan: Fun fact about moose: they’re the last surviving species of North American mega fauna.

Thomas: No points to Logan.

Logan: Points to the audience for learning!

Roman: God, Logan, it’s not the extra credit show, it’s make animal sounds!

beans 🥹

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