I Would Like To Apologize To Every Single One Of My Wips Ever

"I-It's a matter of life or death!"

Over the Garden wall art is UGH its so good all the time, scrumdiddlyumptious *chefs kiss*

working their way through wirt’s tapes

MY MAN LOOKS LIKE JACK HEARTS FROM THE WICKEDS IN DISNEYLAND AND HERE WE THOUGHT WE RESERVED HIM AS ACE'S BIG BROTHER BUT NOOOO ACE WANTS IT FOR HIMSELF AND HE DAMN RIGHT SERVED 🦅💥🦅💥🦅💥

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This is everything i never knew i wanted but wholeheartedly needed <3

Okay, but OFMD Gang playing D&D during downtime would be both hilarious and chaotic?

Lucius DMs because he's second most literate and Stede can't be trusted mediating that much detail all at once. That and also he draws everyone's characters.

Everyone has varying levels of low INT except for Izzy and Oluwande who have a surprisingly high WIS.

Black Pete is a bad ass half orc fighter turned wholesome by the gang and keeps on trying to cheat by wooing Lucius to give him more stat points.

Buttons is an old goblin druid with seagull familiar. Nobody is sure wtf he does. Possibly witch. Maybe sorcerer. They try not to question it since the guy's good at keeping watch.

Frenchie is clearly a Bard and Supports with shields and distractions in combat. Passives in rogue/thief. High charisma.

Roach has vicious elf energy, has heal passives via cooking/meals. Mains as rogue just for stat buffs, but can dual wield as a fighter.

Jim is half-elf and strictly rogue. High DEX. Intimidation buffs through the roof. Skills are buffed by Oluwande by their side.

Oluwande has big wholesome healer energy. Deff neutral good, but has a mace and will fuck you up. He's a bit of a sadistic healer since he won't res unless you tell him what you've learned from your mistakes. Can and will let the Tank die if they run too far ahead.

Wee John & Swede have Barbarian energy. Swede's an Aasimar that's 2sweet4thisrealm. Wee John has subtle Half-Orc (or Dwarf?) vibes with a resistance to fire.

Izzy's a halfling rogue and only here because he was threatened by Stede and Ed bonding, but eventually likes the game and helps Lucius with dungeon builds. Gets put in time out because he's being too critical about the game.

Ivan and Fang are Fighters with Monk and Barbarian passives on both sides. They do great chain combos with Izzy if they get to throw him.

Ed is a half-elf rogue turned sorcerer that has not only devoted himself to the eldritch God known as Kröken, but has mastered the magical class known as Fuckery (Illusion/charisma buffs).

Stede is also half elf (or probably fully human) mage that has stupidly high luck and keeps on rolling Nat 20s which pisses everyone off.

The Paranoia is real

cardan saying he smiles when he’s nervous goes CRAZYYYYY because from jude’s POV it’s always a “cruel look” or it’s “wicked” or a “smirk” or a “sneer.”

this mf is just smiling jude relax 😭😭😭

Recent stuff :)

Carrying the Dorm Leaders (as if their burdens weren't enough) - part 1

— Heartslabyul

— Savanaclaw

reblogs are absolutely appreciated!

omg I need to make this, *sighs and adds it to the sewing project list*

Has anyone else clocked that the new flag is what was on the back of Frenchie's coat?