New Website Is Succeeding In Making Me Not Miss Reddit.

HERE WE GO MOTHERFUCKERS

i love how, like, when twitter users started fleeing the sunken ship, we were clutching our rifles and foaming at the mouth and dancing jigs in the street with clown makeup, desperately trying to make ourselves look more cringe, distance support alternating between rent-lowering gunshots and obliterating anyone and anything without an icon

meanwhile every post i've seen about the reddit disaster is like. reddit had a house flood and we're opening the door in the middle of the night in our jammies, telling em watch out not to step on the dog because he likes to sleep in front of the radiator, yeah fuck your landlord bro im so sorry, don't leave the fridge open, toothpaste is in the cabinet and the shower heat indicator thingie got reversed somehow so watch out, we'll leave the blankets on the couch, nighty night, and then tottering off to bed again

so at this point the only functioning social media-esque websites left are us and tumblr...

how do we take down tumblr?

I'm Laughing, I am Running over here so So late at night to Say My Twitter is not Hacked! I Recently updated my NS-FW Policy regarding Welcome Home content so as separate Adult spaces from younger individuals!! I had needed time to Digest this recent attention and updated Accordingly! (The Guide was Updated too!) This House can Vouch for me!!!!

Adam: Don't you go offering me no fucking fruit! I know what you're plotting, and I'm NOT spending 6 months of the year in Hell!

Lucifer, holding an apple: THAT'S THE WRONG STORY YOU GODDAMN IDIOT!

Happy Fourth of July to that one kid still stuck in pool jail.

These fireworks are for you.

Signs you might be aromantic!:

You feel little to no romantic attraction

You chose crushes as a kid instead of feeling any particular way about them

You are compelled by the wind whispering through the forests

The great beast has appeared to you in a dream

The stars call down to you, promising to show you the cosmos, but their invitations are tinged with ice and sharp teeth

Your reflection has started to warp and glow, reaching out to you with unknown intentions

Strangers stop you in the street to warn you of the being pushing it’s way into our world, it will split the fabric of reality, raze the foundations of our minds they insist

You have started to unravel, first a bit of your finger, then a hole starts opening in the back of your head. Underneath lies a skeleton of light wrapped in gossamer

You don’t really understand kissing

Hope this helps! :)

not a dream

not Colleen Ballinger (Miranda Sings) responding to claims of grooming, exploiting minor fans, weaponizing minor fans who she was in a parasocial relationship with to harass her ex and people she beefs with, inappropriate behavior with minors, and many other things as well (with lots of proof) WITH A FUCKING 10 MINUTE UKULELE DARVO SONG non-pology on her third and least popular YouTube channel, where she takes responsibility for nothing and reduces the accusation to mere gossip and people on the internet out to get her

holy fuck this is the worst YouTuber "apology"/addressing the claims I've ever seen