Idsmackabasicbitch-blog - Combination Of The Different Personas I Have Meet

woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain

man: oh that's so sweet, i--

woman: i've adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.

More sleep is what I'm gonna have

PUN AND MINDFUZZLE

@nikolalsvk

A rare photo of me watching myself make bad decisions

I believe

😭

This is too real…

Wikipedia: “Many citizens of North Korea may be unaware of the existence of the Internet.” - If they ever found the internet today, it would literally be like time traveling from the 80s and coming to 2017.

shower thoughts

I wonder if king size sheets are called presidential size sheets in England

Smartest idea yet

An alarm clock that sends a dick pic to your mom if you don’t wake up