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explanations for house not dropping f-bombs:

he’s on a network show (boring, pedestrian, lacks imagination, accurate)

cuddy started a swear jar and f-bombs are $1000 each because it was the only way to stop him (goofy, delightful, i assume his fellows rat him out)

wilson bet him he couldn’t insult people without saying fuck and that escalated to wilson betting him he couldn’t FUNCTION without saying fuck and it’s been a decade but house is too stubborn to quit now (canon as far as i’m concerned)

house knows where the camera is and when the fourth wall is in play and only says fuck when he knows he’s offscreen (house is bugs bunny with vicodin, in this essay i will-)

average episode of house MD (i have only watched 12 episodes)

Chase: So.. do you think Dr. House and Dr. Wilson are shagging?

Cameron: What? No. Why would you possibly think that?

Chase: Well, back in college, I had this mate who fancied me, and well... the way he looked at me... I just think there's something going on between them. You really don't think?

Cameron: Dr. House doesn't have the capacity for emotion required for that level of intimacy.

(they both turn to FOREMAN, asking him to settle the debate)

Foreman: This is unprofessional. But fine... I think Dr. House probably has some lingering feelings for Dr. Wilson, but he'd never cheat on his wife. Especially not for Dr. House

(HOUSE and WILSON walk in, clearly having overheard)

House: He would absolutely cheat on his wife for me.

Wilson, indignant: Come on, cheat on my - cheat? The only time we were together was between my marriages -

(pregnant pause, as all realize the implication. CUDDY enters.)

Cuddy: We have a 10 year old dying of the dancing plague right now.

House M.D. (2004-2012) I 4.12 - Don't Ever Change

gay sex

OH MY GOD

source 1

source 2

the way abby completely FOLDED this dog sent me😭😭

Tall muscle lady plz stomp on me

currently fighting my demons (lesbianism)

THE LAST OF US PART II | 1/?

Abby Anderson cosplay

Bomber outfit on the Seraphite Island

Sorry I reposed nsfw

vampire!ellie who sits you on her lap when she feeds, jus so she can buck up into you, high off the taste and the way your heart beat is right against her, your little gasps and mmph noises only egging her on more. she licks at the beading blood, tugs at your shirt when you whine from the stinging pain, pawing at you in a physical manifestation of her utter neediness.

vampire!ellie who pulls away with red stained lips that tug into a little sedated smile. who presses her thumb to the still leaking mark, drags it down your pretty neck and licks the salty skin free of any leftovers with a little hum as she mumbles a plethora of constant ‘thank you’s’ and ‘you’re so good to me’s’

mhmhmhmhm

some thoughts about ellie & abby sleeping <3

sfw :)

- abby is a rigid sleeper. she wakes up in the exact same position she fell asleep.

- when you sleep together, she insists on being the big spoon, holding you tight so you can’t escape her arms.

- sometimes she holds you so tight that you can’t breathe, this is hell in summer. your bodies are all sticky because of the heat, but abby insists on being skin to skin.

- she makes sure you are comfortable and warm, and if she does spontaneously wake up in the middle of the night, she’ll check if your feet are being covered by the blankets before falling asleep again.

- i feel like she does drool on specific nights where she is really tired and her sleep is very deep, but not an excessive amount.

- always has an alarm set up for very early next morning, when she goes to the gym. of course you never go with her and would rather stay sleeping because you’re not a psycho <3

- definitely brings you breakfast to bed if she comes back home and you’re still sleeping.

- on the other hand, ellie is an absolute nightmare to sleep with. she is messy as fuck.

- she wiggles and moves all night long, sometimes accidentally kicking you. it’s like sleeping with a toddler.

- as a child, i can imagine her falling out of bed at least thrice a week. most of the time she just kept sleeping on the floor, with the blankets she also kicked. imagine joel’s face when she sees her doing this for the first time.

- because she totally is a blanket stealer, but she doesn’t hog them for herself, they just end up all bundled up at the end of the bed or on the floor because of how much she fucking wiggles!!!!

- she totally drools. and snores sometimes.

- she can either wake up in the best mood, eager to wake you up and talk to you about the dreams she had, or in the worst mood ever, being so grumpy and a crybaby.

- of course in the rare occasion she chooses to wake up early she sets up a thousand alarms. if she has to be out of the house at 8:30, she’ll set an alarm for 7:40, 7:55, 8:05, 8:15, 8:20. she sleeps through every single one of them, it’s always you who’s waking her up.

-in the mornings, when you want to get out of bed to get your day started, she holds you super tight and doesn’t let you move, “it’s too fucking early baby” “please just five more minutes” “hey! i'm not done cuddling yet!”

- ellie’s always super lovey dovey when she wakes up after a good night of sleep <3 such a baby

any thoughts? do you guys agree?

this came to me in a dream

Me when I Therian at the wrong time

(original post)

all Dina approvals of Ellie's headshots (I know "atta girl" is there like 3 times but that's my favorite)

humbled

ellie^2 

I definitely didn’t spend my whole day off drawing this lil V-day card 🥹🤧

lil sneak peak of the band!au stuff cause im feeling nice <3 this is just a preview BUT ill give some info from this pic :3

her name Ellie M. Williams the M is for Miller cause Joel didnt want to fully change her name when he adopted her <3, and for that one pic i know for sure theyre a messy band, like they totally get caught for drinking + drugs all the time but Joel gets them out of it every time cause every1 luvs him (hes a total icon from when he was a rockstar in the 80s) and if u search them up on the internet the first things thatll come up is articles from their ‘scandals’ which is just them throwing crazy parties or fucking groupies 🫣

i could go on and on but ill stop for now since its just a lil teaser ;3

I Wanna rp TLOU but my friends don’t know the charadters 💔💔

Saw my art get reposted here, I don’t post on tumblr but i thought i’d share anyway! These are some sketches I made this week :)

If you’re going to repost, please give credit and say they were made by guacemoly on twitter since thats where I mainly post from :) I don’t mind if these make their rounds but please be mindful of artists who would appreciate the direct support! 💚

https://twitter.com/guacemoly?s=21&t=3BYxty09b2mngwg3A3mI_A

every ghost files live review we see starts with “so i went to the ghost files live show and ryan said” followed by the most unhinged thing imaginable

Girlypop sleepover

so alex held a "qna" of sorts

here's each question answered! all screenshots will be under the cut as to not clog the dashboard. there's a LOT

ive been working on these for a bit and they’re finally done :’) i love them sm eeeeeee

made and rendered by me in blender

volleyball ellie, inspired by @elliespeach’s no chances🏐 and basketball abby, inspired by @elsweetheart’s jealous girl🏀

ROUND THREE: POLL THREE

hey. so you know how during this scene

we get cut off in the middle of the conversation by some unknown force? and how it directs IMMEDIATELY to the cameras at the mandela police station?

cameras through which we see the interrogation?

we've been looking at this from sarah's pov all this time

sarah saw thatcher and adam

the fucked up thing is how "Creep" by Radiohead will really get your ass if you hear it at the wrong time. that shit can be stupid and overdramatic or it can have the weight of an atomic bomb dropped on your heart it just depends