“Quit Being Horny For Rectangles”

"Jimmy neutron is beefy."

"As we all know, family is temporary, goat cheese is forever."

"The furry gods don't want me to eat."

"IM SORRY MY BODY'S NATURALLY GREASY."

STOP SCROLLING!

Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen

"I'm going to make you leak, bacteria Henry." 

(Henry is a d&d character not a real person btw)

"I raise zombies I don't fuck fish." "What's the difference?"

Suffer, that is what you must do. Suffer and the Provider Of The Food may return.

You know what? Fuck you. *unprimordials your soup*

Cœrn flæks

ol d e flae k

"Ass queen, young and sweet your fruits I shall eat ass queen young and fair how I love your cheeky hair ass queen young and thicc one day I'll see your private pics ass queen, young and tan I can't afford your onlyfans (no one can)"