Paladin Style

Pidge: Would you please not Lance this into a worse situation than it already is?

Lance: Hang on, did you just use my name as a verb?

Headcanons on how the paladins chill out?

•Shiro rarely ever takes time to chill, and when he does, it’s because the other Paladins forced him to. -One time, Keith (aided by Hunk, of course) had to actually pin him down to make him stop training. -When he does take a break, it’s to make sure everyone’s doing alright, looking over battle plans and catching up on alien literature he’s actually a huge fuckin book nerd ok. -He always gets dragged into the Paladin’s movie nights and, though he won’t admit it, he loves Disney so goddamn much.

•In his free time, Lance has tried to sneak off to alien bars gay bars to meet cute girls and boys. -On one abandoned planet, he found two long scraps of metal and bent them into needles so he could knit. He’s made everyone sweaters and gave Keith a giant floppy Santa hat (Keith secretly loves it).-Once and a while, he’ll set up a kind of spa and forces the other Paladins to let him give them face masks and massages and paint their nails.

•Hunk cooks, of course. He tries to find new ways to work with food goo, and tests out different ingrediants Allura finds him on other planets. -He loves taking long naps (and not getting woken up by attacking Galra) and checks in with the others to see what they’re up to, if they need any help or support from him and is down to cuddle at all times. 

-He also works with Pidge, exploring the castle and checking out all the cool technology it has to offer, making sure that everything is functioning.

•Keith will spend hours just zoned out, staring at nothing or playing absently with his knife until someone shakes him out of it. 

-He creates these crazy fitness-oriented contests and basically forces everyone to fight him or do push-ups or kickbox until they can’t feel their legs. 

-He can’t whistle and he is the most tone-deaf person you’ll ever meet, thus he hums so goddman much. He denies it, but sometimes he’ll just sit and hum his favorite songs, thinking about earth.

•Pidge, obviously, would spend pretty much all of her down time working with her tech. 

-When she isn’t using her computers  to track the Galra or search for Matt, she’s coding, making new programs, taking alien teach apart and making new robots and machines out of the pieces. 

-One time she holed up in her room for an entire day, making a video game and spent the next 48 hours testing it playing it non stop with Lance.

Do any of you have other headcanons about this? Please send them to me, I’d love to see them. My ask box is open, and submissions is on! 

Keith: *is gone*

Shiro: Have you seen my son?! He's this tall, clearly gay but we haven't had the talk yet

You forgot to say that's it's 'muggy' out you just said it's really night out

Thank you so much! It's fixed now. Autocorrect is not my friend today 😅If any of you reblogged it when it said night, feel free to delete it/reblog the new one.

this baby sitting in a shopping cart next to me had an unripe banana cradled so delicately in his chunky hands and he just

raised it above his head with this absolute reverence like he was praising some kind of ancient, all-powerful god and let me tell you I have never felt meme potential as strongly as I did in that moment

do you ever just. get so goddamn aNGRY because you didn’t have your camera open at the right time??

I LIED I WAS NOT READY I WAS SO NOT READY

VOLTRON S4 IS OUT AND I AM SO READY

So... hear me out.

I had this weird idea at 2AM last night, and it kinda morphed into something...  What if Lance could shapeshift?  Just Imagine all the shit he’d get up to-

Lance becoming a girl so he can understand what it’s really like. Lance turning into different animals- a dog, a goldfish, a giant blue lion... Lance changing his hair color and length, turning it blue, green, red; giving himself a mullet or long, wavy locks.  Lance turning into a giant snake to scare the shit out of Keith. Lance giving himself huge muscles and entering space wrestling competitions. Lance entering space drag races  And winning Lance growing another two feet to scare off a man’s unwanted advances to a girl.  Lance turning into the other paladins for a day and making them incredibly uncomfortable. (They actually thought he was Shiro for half an hour) Lance stretching his arms out long to pull Pidge back for a hug. Lance shrinking a little so Keith can bend down to kiss him. 

idek it’s kinda weird my mind is a strange place but if you want to do something with this? art? fanfic? more headcanons? PLEASE DO! Just remember to credit me and maybe send it to me when you’re done!

Keith is that you

Lance: is anyone else scared?

Keith: not really. i've already lived longer than i expected.

Lance, holding up his leg: feel my leg, I shaved.

Keith, gently stroking: holy shit

Shiro: guys we’re being shot at this isn't the time