I Would Pay Extra For That Cup, If It Still Has The Kitty Marks.

Is it still owned by the creationists? That's depressing. It used to be slightly scientifically accurate.

Going to the Cabezon creationist dinosaur theme park today if anyone wants to hang out

I'm so glad you said "and". That means you must have done the entire list. I've done several, but not all...

DO NOT INTERACT, if you:

think that the violins are the best part of the orchestra, are from massachusetts, put tupperware in the bottom rack on a dishwasher, solely pee standing up, moved to florida from new jersey/new york/pennsylvania , have gone to disney as an adult, hate mint chocolate chip ice cream, shop at whole foods, put your socks on first and then your shoes (instead of sock, shoe, sock, shoe), hate mayonnaise, like my hero academia, eat your steak medium to well done, go to an ivy league school, hate salt and vinegar chips, dont like the color yellow, have blue eyes, and have EVER eaten at arby’s

I'm still in school. 7th grade this year. But that's fine, because I'm not a student, I'm the teacher. This is my 32nd year of teaching science. I love my job!

it’s crazy how i don’t know what any of you do for school/uni/work? who are you guys outside of tumblr? what do you work as?? 

And Jesus. Musn't forget Jesus.

It's nice to see the Tri-City. I saw a lot of movies there in the early 80s.

The last picture show, Steve Fitch

Tetris, only it's a first-person shooter.

i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E

FUCK

One of my students asked me this the other day. I don't think they fully appreciated the implications of my reply when I said "Jedi liason to Starfleet."

I'm wondering exactly how springy those steps are. Central support is nonexistent. Each step down this would have a noticeable 'boing!' effect.

Why is Smallpox not on that list?