Eyehat - Hello, I Exist

Slay the Princess text posts

[part 2] [part 3]

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

You’re a mind reader, but your whole life everything has sounded like gibberish because of how random people’s misconstrued thoughts are, until one day all the voices shut off and you hear one very clearly say “run”

I find it very neat that both Blasphemous games have pre-final-boss bosses be harder/more intense than the final bosses themselves.

Like, there's something almost inspiring in the fact that no amount of godly power, no amount of big projectiles or exploding pillars of energy and no matter how big and towering and divine said being is; it can't hope to achieve the intensity and seriousness of a skilled weapon-wielder giving their all to slay you, getting into your face, punishing you with counters or quick jabs

That's some human spirit vs the overwhelming universe type shit

Huh? One strong toilet paper

enough of ppl asking, if beak how kiss? you cowards lack imagination. easy:

my car

ATTENTION, DELETED SCENE OF EPISODE 4.

Well, hellooo Metheus~