My Younger Sibling Has Their First Day Of High School Today And I Feel Like I'm Gonna Cry- This Feels

HAPPY NEW YEAR

the crackship between shauna and a random side character with two lines that fans came up with a week ago as a joke actually becoming canon is the funniest thing to happen to any fandom ever

Callie: “Dad, two researchers and their guide went missing not too far from where the Yellowjackets’ plane went down and their bodies were never found…”

Jeff, who has read all of Shauna’s journals and knows exactly what happened to the researchers and their guide: “Oh my god Callie, you don’t think your mom and her friends… no they couldn’t… Callie, they wouldn’t… Callie that’s craaazzyyyy.”

i miss you jackie taylor my beautiful loser boyfriend

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

wearing pigtails to school tomorrow!! lets hope they distract everyone from the fact that i have gotten Worse.

nothing could prepare you for the opening of the second paragraph (source)

rest in peace to the funniest mfs on this show, they hate to see a bad bitch living

"what's your problem now?"

oh, ok, so you, as my father, have chosen to shoot me six times in the head. perf.