Jack Black Being The Disowned Older Brother Of Sirius And Regulus Black

James was the kid who put glue on his hands then peeled it off

Peter was not allowed to touch glue

Sirius took a big ass bite out of a glue stick

Remus was the one who told him it was edible

James definitely didn’t realize Santa Claus isn’t real until he was living alone. He also definitely called Effie in tears thinking he did something wrong, only for her to burst out laughing.

mwah

"i need women to have equal pay because i plan on marrying rich and i can't do that if dorcas is making 75 cents to every mans dollar."

- Marlene McKinnon

Jily Proposal

hogwarts graduation

after the ceremony, they cross the lake to the station by boat like in 1st year (to make it a whole circle)

they can’t fit four in a boat anymore

lily and james together

remus and sirius really close by with a camera

halfway across the lake, james gets on one knee

he doesn’t even finish his sentence before she says yes

they are both so happy

they stand up and kiss

its so romantic

until the boat tips over because they are standing up

but they are still so happy and laughing

its just a really sweet moment

when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool) 💖

ahhhh just five?

wires (the neighborhood)

hot to go! (chappell roan)

off to the races (lana del rey)

naked in manhattan (chappell roan)

chihiro (billie eilish)

Peter: Why is there cheese on my bed AGAIN?!

Mary: I swear, it was Marlene this time

Marlene: You didn’t have to rat me out

Peter: Marlene…

Mary: Don’t worry, we’ll make sure it gets squeaky clean.

Lily: We’ll make sure you can’t tail there ever was cheese.

Peter:

Peter: Why did we tell them?

James: At least they don’t keep SHINING LIGHTS into your EYES!

Evan: How would you hide a body-

Dorcas: Hypothetically-

Pandora: You aren’t fooling anyone-

Barty: ANYways, how would you do it?

James: 

James: You see, in quidditch, the snitch-

Barty: Nope. 

Dorcas: MarLENE!

Sirius , running: Slow down, James, I can’t ketchup!

James, not slowing down: You’ll just have to use all the strength you can mustard.

James: Mom can you stop picking me up from Hogwarts?

Effie, tearing up, thinking he’s embarrassed: Oh, okay.

James: Wait no it’s not like that!

James: It’s just… Marlene says things that make me very uncomfortable when she sees you.