You See, Ever Since I Was A Small Child I've Always HATED Valentine's Day. Or, Not So Much Hated It As

my role on the leftist commune will be passive-aggressively moving the freshly-washed “clean” dishes that still have food residue on them back into the “unclean” section

Bill: oh no I need to escape all my troubles, I know, ETERNAL PARTY!

*billion of years ago*

Bill dad: oh no poll numbers are low and the people are close to revolting, I know, NEW HOLIDAY!

I think there's some real (comedic) potential to this "Mayor Euclid declares his own baby Best Baby Of All Time" theory.

last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc

doing this to trap people in time loops

i think itd be funny if you added "official time loop post" to posts not explicitly about timeloops simply to imply the user is stuck in a time loop

you’re right actually. it’s time for @official-time-loop-posts to enter a new era.

fuck it HOMOPHOBIC SWAN JUMPSCARE

turns out if a character regularly introduces themself with "My pronouns are they/them" and directly says "He or she just doesn't fit who I am" then people are way less likely to bullshit about their gender being up to interpretation!

im sure theyll remember to add it next time

Just came across this blog, but would this story be worth of official-time-post-ness?

honey i hate to break it to you but i think you forgot to add the story

Over time, ASRIEL and the human became like siblings.

The King and Queen treated the human child as their own.

The underground was full of hope.

Poll 1, Round 4.

Tulip is @silvers-starrway 's

Sprout is @snowpearart 's