I Feel Like Red Would Let Them Keep Him But The Others Would Definitely Say No, Maybe Blue Will Say Yes

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Red, what were the two times you drank? And what did you think the first time? I promise I won't tell anyone, please don't hurt me, PLEASE °°

Red: My second time was with Yellow team. It was after school, Endie invited us to his home for a sleepover and he had 'apple juice' so I thought 'why not try it?'.

Red: But my first time...? I actually don't remember it strangely...

(TW Animal death)

Soooo I was bored and I was like “ hey why don’t I make some fanart of my favourite content so here Victim :D

:D

YES!

Maybe it’s because Fio sounds too much like Theo 

After all the th sound does sound like a f sometimes

I just realize that when you reblog, it doesn’t actually show your Reblog so..

 Here’s the picture

Happy birthday Alan lol

There’s nothing really- just leave lol

Every single Kaebedo dynamic is top tier, but one of my favorites that I don’t see people use a lot is when Albedo is everything Kaeya pretends to be and Kaeya’s actually this massive sweetheart who’s scared of getting hurt.

Like, Kaeya has this smooth and distant false exterior, but in reality he’s just got. so much love in his heart. He pretends to be cool and aloof so he can keep people at an arms length because he’s scared of losing them when he gets too close, but he’s just got this heart of gold and is gushing with repressed love. It slips through his mask with Bennett and Klee especially, when he’s looking after those kids as if they were his own.

Meanwhile, Albedo’s ACTUALLY calm and collected, plus he’s a spectacular flirt when he wants to be. He’s lowkey chaotic (bro he eats spiders) but he has such a fantastic poker face that nobody suspects or remembers his antics.

People see them kinda starting to crush on each other and think that Albedo is gonna be flustered by Kaeya’s flirting, but in reality, it’s flipped and Kaeya just melts and blushes at the slightest glance from Albedo and the one time he retains his voice and tries to flirt back, he immediately gets out-flirted by Albedo.

Poor Sucrose is the only person who witnessed it, and she has quite a time trying to get people to believe her story. Nobody is willing to accept that the charming and charismatic cavalry captain was sent stammering and bright red by the quiet, reserved chief alchemist

What is the AVM red gender? mine is female

Demi girl :)

EVEN MORE INCORRECT QUOTES (generated)

W/ unhinged Theo, chaos trio Ridley and Golden twins, Leila and Carter :)

Carter: Throw lamps at people who need to lighten up, and throw handles at someone who needs to get a grip!

Ridley: Throw a refrigerator at someone who needs to chill!

Olly: Throw scissors at someone who needs to cut it out!

Leila: Throw a clock at someone who needs to get with the times!

Izzy: Throw matches at someone who need to get fired up!

Theo: Throw a brick at someone to kill them.

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Ridley: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!

Theo: And here we have a capitalist.

Leila: Did you you just-

Carter: what does all take the moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.

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Izzy: why do you act like we’re three-year-olds?

Theo, exasperated: WHY?!?

Theo pointing at Ridley: YOU HYJACKED A CAR!

Theo pointing at Olly: YOU JUMPED 20 METERS OFF A CARPARK!

Theo pointing at Izzy: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!

Theo: AND YOU ASK ME WHY??????