ANOTHA ONE

first three words you notice describe your 2023!

WAIT I WANT AQUIA TO HAVE A ROUTE!!!

Like I played Guy's route purely for Aquia, and then Guy started being- Guy...

Also I'm gonna drag more assumptions onto this.

ALL Voleri characters are vaguely reminiscent of Genshin characters. I do not make the rules. Rio is mildly giving Childe and Thoma is giving, well, mildly Thoma TwT

What Your Favourite Court of Darkness Character Says About You

DISCLAIMER: Everything here is a joke, so if you're offended, sorry 😅

Guy

You need therapy. Also, a part of you was hoping the writers remembered to make him likeable, kinda with a similar energy to Lucifer

Lynt

You like sleepy bois. You also wanna spoil him rotten like a grandma

Toa

You wish you were his therapist. Either that or you're the therapist friend in your squad

Roy

You want a gentleman straight out of a fairytale. You're also pretty basic

Fenn

We get it. You're horny af. There's also a 40% chance you're bisexual

Rio

You like himbos. You also probably had a crush on either Beelzebub or Ed Sheeran at one point in your life

Lance

You like bad bois with a heart of gold. You also want to adopt Christoph. You're also probably a dog person

Dia

You want to spend all day collecting mushrooms with him. You also daydream about living a cottagecore lifestyle with him

Lou

You have good taste

Tino

He reminds you of a grandma. Either that or you're into wholesome bois who are secretly freaky asf

Grayson

You're into the strong, silent, and gentlemanly type

Jasper

You never read his route yet, did you?

Knight

Your life's motto is "Short People Rule!" There's also a 30% chance you're feral asf. You also probably like cats

Thoma

You probably had a crush on Mammon at one point in your life

Aquia

Again, you have good taste. Also, after finding out he's getting a route, you celebrated very loudly. If you play on the English server, you still find the fact that he's getting a route at all is a victory nonetheless

Sherry

You're lesbian asf. You also wonder IF she's getting a route

Violet

Same as Sherry's. You also want her to either suffocate you or step on you. Either way, you'd thank her

unlike the yuri on ice fandom, we're getting a movie

SPY X FAMILY SEASON 2 AND MOVIE

Tokyo Debunker Episode 5 Spoilers!

Lyca is such a sweetheart but I swear the second that man started growling at me I RAN to make this…

My favourite retrospective is Jayce having his life's dream - his reason for existence - his heart - locked away in Heimerdinger's office to be destroyed and in comes Viktor. With literal keys to all of that.

this is why i have trust issues /j

Monday May 22.

Footage of a horrifying tiger attack.

You really don't want to see this

I mean, why would you do this to yourself?? It's horrible

Nothing good can come from watching 

Look, if we give you $5, will you promise to leave? It's really for your own good

You know, the more we think about it, the more it feels a little uneasy. Are you sure you're OK? Why do you want to see it so much? It's kinda weird

Really? 

This is your last chance! It's not too late to turn back

Fair enough, have it your way. But it's about to get grizzly

You didn't really think we'd put you through that, right? We're far too fond of you. After all, it's Monday, #tigers are trending, and we simply could not be happier.

I'm jumping off a bridge. Their backstory is so tragic, I can't.

The fact that even Queenie being in the state she was, Kinger still found humanity in her, the fact that he risked his life knowing she could go crazy and attack him just so he could touch her one last time.

And the fact that Queenie allowed him to do it, the fact that she was able to keep control as a abstracted just so she could feel him. Because she loved him and he loved her back and both of them knew her fate, but in that moment, it was just them, their last moment together so both made it work.

This is such a powerful image I want to hug both of them.

reblogging this cause it's so fucking helpful fjsdlfsk

seems to apply only to B and up, and man you wouldn't believe how long it took me to get all of this

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Nightbringer Surprise Guests

Lucifer

I'm feeling good. Why don't we open a bottle of my prized Demonus?

1. Tap Face

2. Rub Head

3. Rub Chest

I know you want to give me a high five, don't you? Fine, just this once. Call it a special occasion.

1. High Five

2. Rub Chest

3. Tap Arm

Mammon

We'll be invincible if we Team up!

1. Rub Face

2. Rub Face

3. Rub Face

Hey, hey, hey! The Great Mammon makes his mark!

1. High Five

2. Rub Head

3. Rub Head

Leviathan

Haha, let's experience tha taste of victory together!

1. Tap Head

2. Rub Face

3. Rub Head

Let's great each other like Normies would!

1. High Five

2. Rub Head

3. Tap Face

Satan

We won thanks to me.

1. Rub Face

2. Tap Chest

3. (Rub/Tap Chest, Tap/Rub Arm, Tap/Rub Head, Rub Face) Tap Face (couldn't get one with more hearts???)

Is this how one shares happiness? Give me a high five.

1. High Five

2. Rub Head

3. Tap Chest

Asmodeus

A win for me is as natural as breathing air!

1. Rub Head

2. Rub Chest

3. Rub Arm

Come on, hold out your hand. High five <3

1. High Five

2. Rub Head

3. Rub Face

Beelzebub

Thanks to you, I was able to get through it despite being hungry.

1. Tap Head

2. Tap Head

3. Rub Chest

Not bad, huh? It's time for a victory hamburger!

1. High Five

2. Rub Chest

3. Rub Arm

Belphegor

You want to hang out with me? All right, you got it.

1. Rub Head

2. Rub Face

3. Rub Head

All right... you want me to hold up my hand, right?

1. High Five

2. Rub Head

3. Rub Head

Diavolo

It really does feel good to win, doesn't it!

1. Rub Head

2. Rub Head

3. Tap Head

All right, let's savor the joy of victory... Just you and me!

1. High Five

2. Rub Face

3. Tap Face

Barbatos

Was I of any help to you?

1. Tap Head

2. Tap Head

3. Rub Head

Is this where we do the so-called "high five"? Someone taught me how to do it.

1. High Five

2. Rub Head

3. Tap Head

Solomon

You're my best student, you know? As your teacher, you make me proud

1. Tap Chest

2. Rub Chest

3. Rub Chest

Hey! It felt good to win like that, huh? We make a truly amazing teacher and apprentice team, am I right?

1. High Five

2. Tap Chest

3. Rub Head

Simeon

I'm super excited right now, but how about you?

1. Rub Head

2. Rub Face

3. Rub Arm

How about we see whether exchanging greetings will deepen our bond?

1. High Five

2. Rub Head

3. Rub Face

Luke

...So how was it? Did I look cool?

1. Rub Head

2. Rub Face

3. Rub Arm

Okay here we go! It's time for a high five!

1. High Five

2. Rub Head

3. Rub Head

the jaxburger. fresh.

What are you ordering ?

He is THE King (and the father)